(This is inspired by a true story that I witnessed a while back, and I still find it hilarious)
"Are you new recruits ready to bring fear into the hearts of every human as we conquer their planet?" Megatron asks\yells to the new Decepticons recruits.
"Yes sir!" Yelled one— "Yeah!" Yelled another— "Yes!" Said a third— etc.
"Good, good, such enthusiastic and lo- What the hell are you wearing?" He interrupts himself, staring down at the third one.
"Flip flops." The recruit responds.
Megatron stares at the recruit, confused, but then quickly yelling, " YOU IDIOT! YOU CAN'T TAKE OVER THE WORLD WHILE WEARING FLIP FLOPS!"
(My mother says that the quote "You can't take over the world while wearing flip flops" should be a t-shirt, and I agree)
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Transformers Prime Written by Idiots
FanfictionThe title is self explanatory, Transformers Prime written by idiots Expect a lot of chaos, crack, and some special jokes This will mainly feature the Decepticons, because my brother and I, majority of the time, enjoy them more This will be an AU\abr...
