𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐒 [𝐑. 𝐋𝐮𝐩𝐢𝐧]

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐀 𝐊𝐄𝐘

Before she knew it, her back had made contact with the counter. The sweater she was wearing had been abandoned next to them and his lips had started to trail lower down her collarbones, reaching her chest.

"Jump."

Callisto did exactly what he said, wrapping her legs around his torso as he propped her body up on the counter. Her fingers hastily unbuttoned his shirt as he kissed her roughly.

"I love you so fucking much." Remus groaned into the kiss, his features relaxing when Callisto palmed him through his trousers.

The kitchen door opened abruptly, Remus suddenly jerking away from her and almost knocking Callisto off the counter.

"Why is this still happening to me?"

He got in front of her as she put her sweater back on, Sirius standing in front of the kitchen door with a miserable expression on his face.

"Because you never fucking knock." Callisto grumpily mumbled, staying right where she was on the counter. "You didn't knock 15 years ago, and you didn't knock now."

Sirius gasped, outraged, "It was my dorm-"

"After a party!" Callisto countered, pointing at Remus. He was looking at Sirius with a completely fed up expression, one arm wrapped around Callisto's waist.

"How is it possible that you two go at it like bunnies so many years after you first got together?"

"He's hot." Callisto shrugged, smirking at Remus. "And he's great at-"

"I'm not listening to this!" Sirius warned. "I don't want to know what Remus is great at."

"Boring." Callisto hummed, shaking her head disapprovingly.

"Well, is there a reason you interrupted us?"

"This is my kitchen?" Sirius blurted out, stunned by Remus' tone. "You were about to fuck in my property?!"

"Okay, and?"

"Nothing, I just- it's improper."

"Yes, that's the whole point." Callisto deadpanned. "Answer the question, Sirius!"

"Right... Well, the kids asked me to go hide the presents, and I don't know where to tell them." He lowered his voice, gesturing to the closed door. "Harry, Hermione and Ron are right outside, with a bunch of gifts each."

Remus blushed a violent shade of pink, clearing his throat before he spoke up.

"Right-right outside?"

As if on cue, three heads peaked out from the door. Ron was smirking, Hermione seemed thoroughly embarrassed, and Harry was just smiling.

Callisto sighed, "Perhaps you should have led with that."

"So... Do you know any places?" Ron asked, his smirk only growing wider as the couple and Sirius approached them.

"Preferably one you haven't fucked in." Sirius murmured under his breath, receiving a swift smack to the back of the head as Callisto heard him.

She turned to the three teenagers, nodding.

"I have an idea."

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"Merlin, it fucking stinks in here..."

"Language, Ron!"

"Pardon me, Lady Hermione Granger." Ron mocked. "Golly, there's a stench in this luxurious corridor!"