❦ 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘 ❦ [𝐕𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒]

Spider mountain

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They had came to the mountain and zenitsu wasn't having it.
He was terrified.

So y/n offered to go with him as they split up.
Tanjiro and Inosuke going one way as y/n and Zenitsu went the other way.

Though somehow while they were walking up the mountain, y/n got lost.
Curse her sense of direction.

She was alone and bored so she started singing as her form of entertainment.

"God, I wish somebody would've told me when I was younger
That all bodies aren't the same
Photoshop, itty bitty models on magazine covers
Told me I was overweight

I stopped eating, what a bummer
Can't have carbs and a hot girl summer
If I could go back and tell myself when I was younger

I'd say "psst"

I know Victoria's Secret
And girl, you wouldn't believe
She's an old man who lives in Ohio
Making money off of girls like me

Cashing in on body issues
Selling skin and bones with big boobs

I know Victoria's Secret
She was made up by a dude (dude!)
Victoria was made up by a dude (dude!)
Victoria was made up by a dude

I wish somebody would've told me that thighs of thunder
Meant normal human thighs
The fucking pressure I was under
To lose my appetite

And fight the cellulite
With hunger games like every night
If I could go back and tell myself when I was younger"

Y/n span around, singing at the top of her lungs.

The spider demon mom, stood behind a tree watching in slight disturbance.

'In what type of messed up universe does some guy make money on females insecurities' she thought slightly horrified

Though she would admit that the girls singing was beautiful

She watched as she kept singing.

"I'd say "hey dummy"
I know Victoria's Secret
And girl, you wouldn't believe
She's an old man who lives in Ohio
Making money off of girls like me

Cashing in on body issues
Selling skin and bones with big boobs

I know Victoria's Secret
She was made up by a dude (dude!)
Victoria was made up by a dude (dude!)
Victoria was made up by a dude"

Beautiful vines span around with her as y/n sang at the top of her lungs.

Giyu and Shinobu who happened to pass by heard singing and went to go check it out.

"I know Victoria's Secret
And girl, you wouldn't believe
She's an old man who lives in Ohio
Making money off of girls like me
Cashing in on body issues
Selling skin and bones with big boobs

I know Victoria's Secret
She was made up by a dude

I know Victoria's Secret
And girl, you wouldn't believe
She's an old man who lives in Ohio
Making money off of girls like me
Cashing in on body issues
Selling skin and bones with big boobs