So yeah...a bit different from other uploads, but I think you guys will like it!
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Gunther: And they were roommates!
Mack: Oh my God, they were roommates-
Captain: Quick! Act nonchalant!
Mark: uhhhh *does the robot*
Captain: What in the name of all that is holy are you doing?
Mark: I don't know what nonchalant means!!
Captain: SO YOU DID THE ROBOT?!?!
Burt: Mack has 19 bottle of dish soap and he gives Celci-
Mark: Wait, why does Mack have so many soaps?
Mack: MIND YOUR BUSINESS, MARK!!
Captain: Someone told me that hot aliens don't exist...but I found this thing in the wormhole-
Bandit: Hi, I like bread.
Noir!Mark: I hate all serial killers.
Criminal!Mark: *breathes*
Noir!Mark: W o w, pretty killer man!
Old Mark in the diner: but this...is calm. It's finally calm.
Me: *sobbing* BUT IM NOT, SIR.
Me, a dark stan: I can't wait to see my favorite emo guy!
Dark: I'm about to prank this girl so hard-
Mack: it's clear you aren't going to be much help.
Captain: I can certainly help put you in a wheelchair-
Captain: Mark! You aren't a detective from the 1950s-
Noir!Mark: Beat it, toots...these streets aren't what they used to be.
Burt: Blood is thicker than water...but maple syrup is thicker than blood. Which means, pancakes are more important than family.
Mark: Burt, we're having a meeting right now.
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Hope you all enjoyed the quotes and I hope you have a great day!
JE LEEST
Markiplier Ego Oneshots!
Fanfictie(REQUESTS ARE OPEN!!) I made this because I'm bored :) 20 on #markiplier 5/12/22
