Sonadow One-Shots

Summer Camp, a Firtatious Hedgehog, and a Jacket

SUMMARY: Sonic is at summer camp. However, there is a new hedgehog in camp, and rumors are already flying. Certain ones say as follows: Cheating on girlfriends, maybe secretly gay, and the biggest one, he's a flirtatious bastard.
WARNING: HAS SWEARING AND A LITTLE BIT OF EXPLICIT CONTENT.
POV: Sonic
He's here. There were so many rumors saying that he would be here, and here he is. Shadow the mother-freaking hedgehog, was here. He was in the same camp that I was. He was standing — more like leaning against the wall, smoking a cigarette. I had no idea why, but I found that incredibly, amazingly, attractive. Why? I don't know. However, he was looking back at me. Once I notice, he smirks, takes out his cigarette, then he winks at me. In that instant, my face turned redder than my mom's tomatoes in her garden. Shit... This bastard has the gull to smirk at me and then walks off.

J-Just leaving me there! Jerk... I thought. Then, I felt a hand on my shoulder. I turned my head to see who it was. Surprisingly, it was Knuckles, who is my older brother.  "Sonic the Hedgehog, did you just let that happen?" he smirked and laughed. My face had heated up more.

"S-Shut up you red— red—" I couldn't think of an insult. Knuckles laughed harder than he ever had before.  So much so that he fell to the ground.  "Jerk!!" I screeched at him. Knuckles got up and just left me still laughing. I growled.

Minutes later-maybe about thirty or fifty-a fight broke out. I would usually stay out of these pointless battles, but— what can I say? There was a hot hedgehog at the center. That red-stripped bastard from before. Honestly, I got kinda lucky I got to hold this guy's jacket! Goddamn it... I'm falling in love, aren't I?

My eyes had widened when Shadow punched the guy straight in the face, knocking him to the freaking ground, and giving him a bloody nose in one freaking swing. I stood still and barely spoke, I was just amazed. He walked right up to me, looked down at my level, then took his jacket and wrapped it around my shoulders. Then, he took me by my waist and we started walking off.

Once we got behind a building I backed him against the wall. "What the bloody hell was that about?" I looked at him. He smirked and dipped me, like something you see in those cheesy romance movies.

"Which part?" he lit a cigarette and kept us in the same position, "the part where I punched that guy or the part where I told you to hold my jacket and called you 'Blue'? or the part where—"

"That's enough-! A-all of that asshole!" I screeched. He chuckled. "I mean come on! Rumors are you cheated— that one is unsure— but the flirtatious and gay ones are definitely true!" I yelled, and he positioned us so we were close together.

"I'm bisexual, sweetheart, get that straight first, second, I did cheat on a few girls in my younger teens, but that was at least four years since I last did it," he responded with the tone of a freaking know-it-all. Jerk! I huffed in response. "Come to think of it, keep the jacket, you look amazing in it."

"You flirtatious bastard!" I screeched.

He chuckled one last time, "Is all you do is screech? That's kinda exciting if I can ever get you in bed— which I doubt," he laughed to himself. B-Bed? I-Is thinking what I think he's thinking about-?... Pervert!!  "Tell me, Sonic, do you like this? I keep getting such conflicting messages."

"I-I— Uh— I think so?"

"You think so??"

"Yes??"

"Yep, I'm definitely keeping you, if you do say yes," he smirked. I nodded. Is this wrong? Oh, screw it!! I kissed him and he kissed back. My heart might be broken in the near future, but right now this sin feels sooooo good.  The only thing I could think was: Oh well. I'll worry about that in the future, it's right here and now.

My future self might hate me- hehe. Don't look at me like that! I never called myself a saint, bloody hell, here I am making out with a freaking devil, I'm no saint.