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"Welcome, welcome to Ozzies! Lust Rings number one place for all your sick twisted fantasies put on display for all you sleaze and sleazets..."

"Lust ring?" I think to myself as the jester keeps on talking

Like one of the seven deadly sins? Does that mean there are seven rings of hell? How did I get to this one?

Wait which one am I originally from? Oh, Lucifer is the sin of pride I think, so I was in the pride ring?

Ok, I think I have a better understanding of hell now...

"So without wasting any more time, our little opening act is a fresh one. Coming at us from a little imp front he wrath ring, give it up for Moxie... With no creative stage name, whatsoever" I tune back into the jester's speech

A small... Imp? Crawls onto the stage, and the jester leaps towards Ozzie and me

The jester lands beside me and pauses

"Who are you" He looks me up and down skeptically

"Uh, Y/n" I press my lips together

He looks at Ozzie confused "Why are you here?"

"I-" I was cut off by the imp beginning to sing to his wife, I presume

He begins singing a cute song about his undying love for his wife, and lowkey I thought it was cute, not a great opening at a club, but sweet asf.

I had a feeling Ozzie and the jester, Fizzarolli didn't feel the same because Fizzaroli gave Ozzie an amused look, and Ozzie looked... Angry? Guess his song didn't fit the vibe after all

"I love you. I love you. I love you..." The imp begins

"I love you. I love you. I love you." Muffled voices begin singing with him, mocking him and sharing a laugh

Wait is that-?

I look beside me and both Ozzie and Fizzarolli are gone

"You singing love songs in my lustful lounge?"

Huh is that Ozzie? It sounds like him but why is he like twenty feet tall?

"Your demon host, Ausmodeous, the embodiment of lust~" The jester sings

"Asmodeus?!" I say before stopping myself. Good thing no one could hear me

Yikes- wait I mean Ozzie's short for Ausmodeuous? Bruh its not even spelt the same

Ozzie and Fizzarolli continue singing, bashing the imp and making lewd suggestions until they start to target someone named Blitzo

I lean over the balcony to get a look at who they're talking about

Huh is that the guy who got thrown out earlier?

He was sitting with a large owl-looking demon. The owl and Ozzie look so different from the other demons in here. I understand Ozzie, cause he's, you know, Asmodeus, but who's this guy?

Ok, but why are they attacking them like that... History? Tea?

Ozzie and Fizz are singing together on the big stage, fireworks coming out of dick-shaped canons around them before they were cut off by a female demon hitting Fizzarolli with a guitar

I slap my hand over my mouth, stopping a laugh from escaping my lips

Bad bitch af

Anyways, I zoned out through their love song, sweet as fuck, just not really my cup of tea

As you might have guessed

Speaking of my cup of tea, how the hell am I supposed to get back to Val and Vox?

I hear Ozzie yelling at the couple to get up as he cradles the injured Fizzaroli in his arms, I lean over the balcony and see that demon and the owl sneak away, the owl hid his face from Ozzie

Tea.

I heard the balcony door open loudly followed by complaining

"I mean, WHat the fuck? A fucking guitar? Who did that bitch think she was? Then they sang, I almost barf-" The Jester looks down at me from Ozzie's arms and hops down, his mechanical limbs assisting him "I forgot that you were here?"

"How charming." I roll my eyes 

"So who are you?" 

"That's what I'm trying to figure out as well, Fizzie" Ozzie replies

Fizzaroli walks around me "She not an Imp" He says staring at my ass

"Eyes are up here, clown" I turn towards him

"Just looking for a tail, dollface" He teases

"Y/n." I correct him

"Fizzarolli, Fizz" He replies

She not in any royal families I know of either" Ozzie says ignoring me and Fizz while opening another book he pulled out of who-knows-where

"Wait wait, rewind. What's an imp?" I ask shaking my hands

"It's a species of hell-born demons, baby" Ausmodeus replies

He called me baby... Reminds me of someone I know

"So are you an imp?" I as Fizzaroli

I see Fizzarolli tense up when I asked that

"L-lets check the library for any articles relating to this" Ozzie quickly interrupts, slightly stuttering and putting a hand on my back, leading me out of the room

Interesting reaction...

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