New face in hell...

39

"Listen, mortal; I don't give a fuck who you think you are but I would strongly suggest watching it." Ozzie said, slightly flaming up a bit

Val rolls his eyes and opens his mouth

"Guys shut the fuck up" I interrupt, holding my hands up, mentally separating them

I do NOT need the king of lust on our bad side

Val scoffs and takes a big inhale of his cigarette

"So why the fuck are we going to Lucifer's place?" Val asks me, blowing smoke in my face

I cough dramatically "fucking manners Val. I don't even know"

"It's none of your concern" Ausmodeous answers for me

"Im giving you a fucking ride out of the kindness of my heart~. Bullshit, it's none of my concern" Val Flicks his cig out of the car window

what heart? haha jk jk

Ozzie rubs his temples "I already don't want to be here. So shut the fuck up"

The car comes to an immediate stop and the door swings open

"Lucifers palace" Val's chauffeur states, holding the door open

I hop out and inhale the non-tense air. Fuck why can't people get along?

Oh yeah... Its hell

"Let's go" Ozzie grabs my shoulder and pushes me towards the gate

"As fucking if." Val grabs my hand "She is not going in there."

I cough "It's fine"

Tbh, I don't want Ozzie to find out that I fucked Lucifer. Tiny bit awkward

"I am not letting you go in there aga-"

"Val drop it" I interrupt

"Again?" Ozzie asks behind me

I slowly turn to him "Uhhhhhh"

...

We hear a bang coming from the palace and immediately see Lucifer fly over

"Ozzie! What are you doing up here, you lustful bitch" Lucifer lands and gives Ozzie a firm handshake "It's been forever since I-"

Lucifer meets my eyes and freezes

I freeze

Val freezes

Ozzie just looks at each of us with a confused look on his face

...

"You fucked!" Ozzie laughs

Kill me

I can feel Val's anger. It's like it's radiating off of him

"Aaaaaanyways," Lucifer starts, changing the subject "What can I do for you?"

I swear I can see a single drop of sweat fall from his forehead

"No shame, baby" Ozzie is still chuckling "We need to see the soul records" he composes himself

"What? Why?" Lucifer asks

Ozzie gestures at me. Lucifer sneaks a peak

I shrug "I don't know either... But I did just appear in a different place, with a blue sky and... sex. Lots of sex.

"How the fuck did you get to lust?" Lucifer looks at me, then Ozzie, we both shrug.

"What the fuck are you talking about?" Val chimes in, clearly fucking annoyed

"I don't know. Magic or some shit" I say

"Like the shit you did during the fight?"

"Probably"

He sighs and lights a cigarette "fuck me, you're complicated"

"My fucking bad" I sarcastically say

"Can we fucking go? This place is gross" Ozzie shivers

"Uh, rude" Lucifer says

"He's not wrong, Luci" I gesture to the piece of shit place we live in "I can literally see someone lighting a building on fire a few blocks away"

...

Lucifer sighs and opens the gate "Lets go"