saiouma \ oumasai oneshots

language kokichi !

Hello everyone hope you guys are doing well !

No one's POV -

kokichi- " you know Shuichi fuck life you know?"

Shuichi - " wait what ?"

Kokichi -" you knowwww"

Shuichi- " I'm sorry but i don't know what you mean ?"

Kokichi- "ugh Shuichi c'mon you should know this shit"

Shuichi - " umm "

Kokichi - " Nevermind Shuichi your too kind to understand"

Shuichi- " oh uh thank you ?"

Kokichi- "hehe anyway Ima go hangout with Rantaro okay ?"

Shuichi- "are you bored of me ?.."

Kokichi- " what nooooo i just wanna hangout with him for a bit, you should go hangout with kaito or something."

shuichi- "you know what your right !"

Kokichi- "YEAH see?"

Shuichi- "okay then bye kokichi see you later!!"

Kokichi - "mhm byee"

Shuichi-" i love you.."

Kokichi- "aww i love you too Shuichi !"

After kokichi left Shuichi he went of looking for Rantaro because he misses him it's been forever since him and Rantaro had hangout.

Kokichis POV -

I've been looking for Rantaro, but it seems like he's not here or he's probably just hanging out with someone else I'll just go to his dorm to see if he's there, i hope he is there  i miss him very much totally not to bother him  ehehehe anyway i was walking to his dorm and i found mom !

Kokichi- " hey momm !"

She didn't respond i mean she does get annoyed when i call her mom I'm just going to tease her a bit..

Kokichi- "Mommy are you ignoring meeee..??

"Kokichis for the last time I am not your mother." She said in a mean tone
"Well it's not not my fault that you act like one." I mumbled "kokichi I don't,  I'm like a mom sure, moms are like the same as maids(but they aren't do not treat your mom like maid treat them with the respect they deserve!) because they cook, cleaned, and take care of people but I'm not the ultimate mom I am the ultimate maid." She said in a annoyed voice ugh i only say this because i never had someone that cook, clean, or took care for me when I was little.. but that's besides the point I'll just leave her alone for a bit maybe and go to Rantaro "okay then bye" i said, mom looked at me worried but before she could anything i ran off because I'm dramatic like that 😜

No POVs-

As kokichi was standing there in front of Rantaro's dorm  he was about to knock but rantro opened before he could do so.

Kokichi- "how the fuck do you do that ??"

Rantaro- "do what cutie?"

Kokichi- " like when someone is about knock you open before they can knock ?"

Rantaro- "oh cutie there's things you don't know about me "

Kokichi-" oh i mean that is true i guess ! Oh by the way can we please hang out !!!"

Rantaro- " sure i missed hanging out with you cutie "

Kokichi- "Yay okay what can we do ??"

Rantaro- "let me see mmmm..."

Kokichi- " have you thought of something ?"

Rantaro- " oh yeah kinda of i guess"

Kokichi- " well what is it ??"

Rantaro- " let's go on a date !"

Kokichi- " you silly boy I'm dating sad Shuichi !"

Rantaro- " oh hun i meant like a tea party date !"

Kokichi- " that sound so fucking cool !"

Rantaro- "i know right !"

Kokichi- " well let's get cookies and tea !!"

Rantaro- "alrighty let's go!"

Kokichi- "hell yeah !"

Rantaro- " oh and kokichi"

Kokichi- "yeah what is it rantaro ?"

Rantaro- " language kokichi !"

Kokichi- " oh oops ehe?.."

This is so bad please.