Yejun: *standing on a balcony and sneezes*
Minho: *standing on the roof* Bless you.
Yejun: God?!
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Jeongin: Is this your plan B?
Minho: Technically, this is plan P.
Jeongin: Plan P? Is there a plan M?
Yejun: Yes, but I marry Jisung in plan M.
Jisung: I like plan M.
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Yejun: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.
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Yejun: You read my diary?
Seungmin: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
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Jisung: Yejun and I got married!!
Hyunjin: Don't share your personal problems with everyone.
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Yejun: Go big or go home!
Chan: Please, for once in your life just go home. I'm begging you. Go. Home.
Yejun: I'm going big!
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Changbin: So, what are we doing?
Yejun: Wasting our lives.
Changbin: I meant for lunch...
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Yejun: Fruits that do not live up to their names; passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew, and dragonfruit.
Yejun: Fruits that do live up to their names?
Yejun: Orange.
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Jeongin: Nice rock.
Yejun: Thanks, Seungmin gave it to me.
Seungmin: I threw it at you!
Yejun: Isn't he the sweetest?
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Yejun, grinning: I have a knife!
Chan: Put it down, Yejun.
Yejun: Make me! *sprints away*
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Yejun: I have very high standards, you know.
Jisung: I can make spaghetti...
Yejun: Oh no! You're meeting all my standards!
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Yejun: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?!
Changbin: ...
Yejun: Oh, right. The lying.
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Yejun: I've invited you here because I crave the deadliest game...
Felix, nodding: Knife Monopoly.
Yejun: I was actually going to play Russian roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever knife Monopoly is.
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Yejun: I am a responsible adult!
Minho: *raises brow*
Yejun: I am an adult.
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Yejun: I feel like everyone on this island is suspicious, Jeongin. Except you!
Jeongin: But Yejun, I think you're suspicious!
Yejun: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Jisung, admiring a sleeping Yejun: You're so cute.
Yejun, sleepily: I could beat your ass.
Jisung, lovingly: I know.
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Minho: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-
Yejun: It was me...
Minho: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
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Yejun: Who wants to make fifty bucks?
Minho: How?
Yejun: I need someone to take the fall.
Minho: What did you do?
Yejun: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.
Chan, from the other room: Oh my god.
Yejun: ...
Chan: OH MY GOD!
Minho: Make it a hundred.
Yejun: Deal.
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The 9th | Stray Kids Extra Member AU
Fanfiction✿ Welcome to the life of the 9th member of Stray Kids, things are very interesting. stream maniac. published: june 2, 2022 finished: ????? cover by: me :)
