The 9th | Stray Kids Extra Member AU

❀ Incorrect Quotes Pt2 ❀

*Yejun and Seungmin sitting in jail together*
Seungmin: So who should we call?
Yejun: I'd call Chan, but I feel safer in jail

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Yejun: I trust Jisung.
Changbin: You think he knows what he's doing?
Yejun: I wouldn't go that far.

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Changbin: WHY. why did you give Seungmin a KNIFE?!
Yejun: I'm sorry. He said he felt unsafe.
Changbin: Now I feel unsafe!
Yejun: I'm sorry.
Yejun: ... would you like a knife?

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Chan: You kidnapped Jeongin? That's illegal!
Felix: But Chan, what's more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Jeongin, or destroying our dreams?
Chan: Kidnapping Jeongin, Felix!!!
Yejun: Chan, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!
Chan: What, to kidnap people?!?!
Yejun: To work together!
Chan: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?!
Jisung: Chan, we all agreed Jeongin is not a people.

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Jisung: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Yejun: Okay.
Jisung: And make out during the scary parts.
Yejun: Th-
Yejun: The scary parts.
Yejun: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

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Changbin: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Jisung: Nope, absolutely not.
Hyunjin: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Yejun: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Jeongin: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Seungmin: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Chan: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Felix: ...I did. I broke it.
Chan: No. No you didn't. Jisung?
Jisung: Don't look at me. Look at Changbin.
Changbin: What?! I didn't break it.
Jisung: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Changbin: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Jisung: Suspicious.
Changbin: No, it's not!
Yejun: If it matters, probably not, but Seungmin was the last one to use it.
Hyunjin: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Yejun: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Hyunjin: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Jeongin!
Felix: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Chan.
Chan: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Jeongin: Chan... Seungmin's been awfully quiet.
Seungmin: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Chan, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Chan: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Chan:
Chan: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Yejun: We need to distract these guys
Jisung: Leave it to me
Jisung: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Hyunjin, Felix, and Seungmin: *Immediately begin arguing*
Changbin, watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.

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Minho: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Jisung: >:O language
Jeongin: Yeah watch your fucking language
Chan: OKAY WHO TAUGHT JEONGIN THE FUCK WORD?
Yejun: 'The fuck word'.
Seungmin: Are you stupid? You guys use the f-word all the time
Felix: Oh my god he censored it
Yejun: Say fuck, Seungmin.
Jeongin: Do it, Seungmin. Say fuck.

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Jisung: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Yejun: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Jisung:
Jisung: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

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Chan: I know you snuck out last night, Jisung.
Yejun: Play dumb!
Jisung: Who's Jisung?
Yejun: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

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Changbin: You know those things will kill you, right?
Yejun, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.
Minho, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.
Jeongin: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

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Hyunjin: Why are Yejun and Jisung sitting with their backs to each other?
Chan: They had a fight.
Hyunjin: Then why are they holding hands?
Chan: They get sad when they fight.

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Yejun: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Jisung: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Yejun: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING JEONGIN WITH ME
Changbin, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.

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Seungmin: *Screams*
Yejun: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Felix: Should we do something?!
Minho, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

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Yejun, Minho, and Felix are sitting on a bench
Chan: Why do you guys look so sad?
Yejun: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Chan sits down*
Minho: The bench is freshly painted.

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Jisung: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Yejun: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Seungmin: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Felix: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Chan: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

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Yejun: Looking left cause you don't treat me right
Jisung: Looking right because you left
Hyunjin: Looking up cause you let me down
Felix: Looking down cause you fucked up
Seungmin: What is wrong with you guys

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Changbin: Anyone d-
Yejun: Depressed?
Chan: Drained?
Jisung: Dumb?
Minho: Disliked?
Changbin: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...

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Yejun: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Jisung will and will not eat.
Seungmin: Grass? Yes!
Yejun: Moss? Yes!!
Seungmin: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Yejun: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Seungmin: Worms? Sometimes!
Yejun: Rocks? Usually nah.
Seungmin: Twigs? Usually!
Yejun: Changbin's cooking? Inconclusive!
Chan: How did you... test this?
Yejun: You just hand them stuff and say 'eat this' and if they eat it, they eat it.
Chan: ... I don't know how to feel about this.
Changbin: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

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Yejun: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person.
Yejun: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'

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Chan, driving Yejun and Felix: So how was your day?
Felix: We almost got surprise adopted!
Chan: What?
Yejun: We almost got kidnapped.
Chan: Oh, okay.
Chan: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!