Creepypasta Boyfriend Scenarios

~When You Plan the Wedding~

Jeff the Killer

"I like the chocolate one," Jeff told you, his mouth full of chocolate cake. You bounced the baby in your arms, looking over the many different cakes set before you. How were you supposed to pick? They all looked so amazing!

Nodding your head at one, you told Jeff, "Feed me that one since my hands are full."

"Of course," Jeff rolled his eyes and grabbed a forkful of the vanilla cake you'd pointed at. He fed you just as you asked.

Thinking it over, you nodded in approval, "That's the one."

"What?! Can't we at least go halfsies? The chocolate is really good!" Jeff whined. Winter giggled, reaching for Jeff. Like an obedient father, Jeff plucked her out of your arms, "Yes, Mommy is being irrational."

"Fine... We will get two tiers of cake to be chocolate and the other two tiers can be vanilla," You sighed heavily.

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Slenderman

"This tux or this one?" Slenderman asked, holding a tux in his hand and another in his other hand. He held the tuxedos up by the one he was wearing, "Which one will match with your dress better?"

"Slender... They are the exact same one... Just pick one and I'm sure we will be just fine," You held Peyton in your arms, waiting for Slender to just pick a tux to buy, "And hurry up. We have a meeting with the planner at ten."

"Yes, thank you. I know. You could be a little helpful, though," Slenderman huffed, "Which is better?"

"Oh my freaking-" You pointed at the left one, "That one, alright?"

"Perfect," Slenderman nodded.

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Offenderman 

"You can't just show up without a shirt and only have a trenchcoat on... That's terrifying and my parents would never approve of me marrying you if that's what you wore," You grumbled, holding one of the twins in your arms.

Offendy held the other in his arms, frowning faintly, "You want me to get all dressed up, Pidge? You want me to put on one of those monkey suits that Slendy wears? This is a joke right?"

"No..." You replied, "It's traditional."

"You know what isn't traditional? Having kids before marriage. Guess what we did?" Offendy held up the baby in his arms, "So a traditional wedding doesn't make that much sense."

Rolling your eyes at him, you simply stood up, "Wear a tux or we aren't getting married."

"Why buy the cow when I am getting married, Pidge?" Offendy replied.

Shooting him a deadly glare, you hissed, "I will cut off your sexytimes with me if we aren't married, asshole."

"Fine, fine. I'll have Trendy help me out with finding a damn tux," Offendy grumbled, standing up as well and taking the baby Tyler to his crib. You followed with Tessa craddled close to your chest.

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Eyeless Jack 

"Er... So about the food that's going to be served at the wedding..." Jack started to say.

"No kiddneys."

"God damn it," Jack huffed irritatedly.

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