male reader x male characters (oneshots)

killua

Hunter X Hunter

Humorous? Lime

Warnings: divorced leorio
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Y/n, killua, gon, kurapika was in a cafe chillin' and chatting

Gon :" there's nothin' to tell! It's just some guy I work with."

Y/n scoffed: " Come on! You're going out with a guy! There's got to be something wrong with him."

Offending killua, he looks at y/n : "Hey! What do you mean by that!?"

Y/n: "why are you feeling it's directed to you cupcakes?" Killua frowns and looks away

Kurapika: "So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?" Making Gon roll his eyes in irritation

Killua: "wait! Does he eat chalk?" Getting Gon and y/n to squint their eyes in confusion "I don't want him to go through the same I went through with my ex."

Gon raising his hand silencing everyone "okay everybody calm down, this is not even a date, it's just two people going out to dinner ...."

He stops for a while everyone looking at him with raised eyebrows he looks at them then continues with a shrug "and not having sex...?"

Kurapika: "sounds like a date to me." Nodding his head towards y/n as he does the same while killua shakes his head

_After some time_

Y/n : "Okay, so when I was in highschool. I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realized I'm totally... naked." Making kurapika chuckle as killua look at him confused

"I've had that dream." Gon said clarifying killua's thought 'oh'

Y/n continues "then I look down, And I realize there is a phone...." He makes gestures trying to speak but nothing comes out "THERE."

Gon looks at him confused the killua said "instead of..?-" getting cut off by y/n yelling "THAT'S RIGHT!"

Gon: "ooh, never had that dream" shakes his head

Killua nods

Y/n: "All of a sudden! The phone, starts to ring. Kurapika chuckles as he continues "and it turns out it's my mother." Killua quirks his eyebrows in amusement with a smile shaking his head

"Which is very, VERY weird because..." He shakes his head and shrugs "She never calls me!" Ending up with killua laughing at him with kurapika chuckling

Then leorio comes in soaking in water, head hung low the nods "Hi.."

Killua:" this guy says hello, I want to kill myself." Gesturing with his hand

Kurapika: "are you okay leorio?" Rubs leo's arm trying to comfort him

Leorio: " I just feel like someone reached down my throat (walks to the sofa) grabbed my small intestine, pull it out of my mouth, and...tied it around my neck" he said depressed still soaking wet, but y/n being y/n he wasn't listening and said "cookie?" Lifted the plate to leorio's face eating while leorio looked at him then at kurapika making kurapika sigh And said "Emma moved her stuff out today." Explaining to him why he's sad making everything 'oh' in understanding y/n put the plate away.

Kurapika gets up "lemme get you some coffe." He goes to the counter as leorio thanks him and sits down beside Gon

Gon: "ohh, ugh..." He reaches up to leorio takes the air above his head and throw it away "no, no no don't." Leorio says "Stop. Cleansing my aura.." making Gon stop and looks at him in pity "just leave my aura alone, okay?" Killua playing with his hands as y/n reads a book he found "really everyone! I'll be fine! I hope she'll be very happy."