It was now 5:00 in the afternoon, you and iron are at the gates of beach city funland. There are children playing along with their parents, group of teenagers playing games, people buying delicious food, etc. The place is beautiful especially during the afternoon. You took a deep breath and smell the breeze of the fresh air.

You: Ahh, it smells amazing.

You: (turn to iron*) So, where do you wanna go first?

Iron: Hmm... Let me think.

Iron look around to check the games that are available for the both of you to play together. She saw a game that has caught her attention. You are just looking at the sunset thinking for your next action.

Iron: (grabs your hand*) Come on, let's try this game.

As soon as iron found the perfect game, she grabbed your hand and the two of you run to the game stand. You
look around and the game is called "filling duckholes". You couldn't help to laugh a little on the name. Mr. Smiley then shows up with a huge smile on his face as always.

Mr. Smiley: Well hello there y/n and iron! How can I help you?

You: Good evening mr smiley. We would like to play the game. Is it available?

Mr. Smiley: Sure thing y/n! And I see you brought your girlfriend~. So how are you two doing? Have you two done it~?

Iron: (raised an eyebrow*) What?

You just blushed knowing what he meant. Iron is confused not knowing what he mean.

Iron: Y/N, what's he talking about?

You: (blushing*) It's nothing.

Mr. Smiley: (smirks*) Nothing huh. Then why are you blushing y/n~?

Your mind: Fuck!!

You: It's because of the hot temperature.

Mr. Smiley: Is it the temperature or your girlfriend?

Iron: What are you guys talking about?

Mr. Smiley: Did you two already "do it"? (winks at iron*) If you know what I mean.

Iron: (looks disgusted*) Umm, I don't know what you're talking about.

Mr. Smiley: Really?! You're one innocent girl huh. Well , what I mean is

Your mind: Oh fuck, here it comes!

Mr. Smiley: (slow motion*) Did

Your mind: Here we go.

Mr. Smiley: (slow motion*) You

Your mind: God please have mercy on me.

Mr. Smiley: (slow motion*) Guys

Your mind: Iron forgive me for not telling you.

Mr. Smiley: (slow motion*) Kiss?

You: (to yourself*)!Wait what?

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