I'm using the same AU again :3
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(Syameise comes into the living room with a gun)
Updike: THIS IS WHY NOBODY FUCKING LOVES YOU!!
Syameise: W-what..?
Updike: Oh shit I went too far-
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(Syameise goes to the store with Whitty and Updike)
Syameise: Updike, look its the good kush!
Updike: This is the dollar store how good can it be?
Whitty: Pfft-
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(Whitty grabs a croissant but Sy has plans-)
Sy: RAWWWRR!!
Whitty: AAAH! Stop! I'm gonna drop my croissant!
Updike in the living room: Wtf-
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(Updike driving a car with crackhead Sy)
Updike: Road work ahead? Uh, yeah. I sure hope it does.
Sy: (wheeze.sfx)
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(Sy stops by a Del Taco)
Sy: It's Del Taco's! They got a new thing called fr e sh a- (wheeze)
Whitty: What in the...
Sy: FR E SH A VOCA DO-
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(The three playing frizbee)
Sy: (throws the frisbee into the street)
Whitty: What the f*** Sy?!
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(Updike and Whitty getting revenge)
(They both push a mattress with Sy sleeping on it into a lake)
Sy: (wakes up) AAAAAAAAAAA-
Whitty: (wheeze-)
(Sy falls into the water and the two of them start laughing)
Sy: I CAN'T SWIMMMMM!!!
Whitty: OH FUCK!!
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(Sy when she has a potato)
Sy: A potato flew around my room before you came...
(Updike and Whitty come into the room and they both scream at the potato SWINGING FROM THE FAN)
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(Updike driving with Sy again-)
Sy: BABY IT'S YOUUU! YOU'RE THE ONE I LOVEEE!!
(They both start bopping aggressively to the song)
Sy: YOU'RE THE ONE I NEEEEED!!!
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(THE CAR AGAIN but Sy is driving-)
(Sy sees a cop car being carried by a tow)
Sy: TRY AND PULL ME OVER NOW, COP!!!
(Laughs like a maniac)
Updike: Jesus Christ-
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Short StoryIf you're reading this, you're either here because of my Whitty book or you just found this. By the way, I might add some other characters! Ya never know! ;w; Requests are open! Started: July 4 Ended: Ongoing! motivation go brrr
