So you all know about dogs that shed like a shit ton?
Meet my dog, Ryder.
He sheds so damn much that we have to vacuum the house EVERY 2 HOURS.
Imagine if Updike had hair problems like that.
Fuckin... FUR EVERYWHERE. (Lmao I'm too lazy to make a pic of Updike-)
Just imagine having to find your hair in... EVERY SINGLE FUCKIN CORNER OF THE HOUSE. (Trying not to offend anyone here...)
If you try to brush Ryder or Updike, I bet there's gonna be a freaking mountain of the floof- (I'm already dead at this point)
So imagine cloud boi having the same floof problems as my dog.
ESTÁS LEYENDO
ShARTpost Book- (REQUESTS OPEN)
Historia CortaIf you're reading this, you're either here because of my Whitty book or you just found this. By the way, I might add some other characters! Ya never know! ;w; Requests are open! Started: July 4 Ended: Ongoing! motivation go brrr