Johnlock OneShots!

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Anderson: GUYS I HAVE ANOTHER THEORY ABOUT HOW SHERLOCK COULD'VE FAKED HIS DEATH

Lestrade: ugh, what is it now?

Anderson: HIS CHEEKBONES BROKE HIS FALL AND ITS ACTUALLY THE PAVEMENT THATS BLEEDING-

Lestrade: *grabs chair* I SWEAR TO FU-

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John: guys...you promised not to tell anyone about it.

Sherlock: and hitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia. 

Mycroft: welcome to the real world

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Jim: *holding a masquerade mask*

Sherlock: what's with the...

Jim: it's my disguise.

Sherlock: but I still know it's you..

Jim: *pulls down mask* not if I do this you don't.

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Sherlock: does the letter W begin with a D?

John: does the letter G begin with a J?

Mycroft: I'm sorry... WHAT THE FU-

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Sherlock: *looking at Mycroft and Lestrade* I just found a new drug. It's called your relationship...

Sherlock: *whispers* and I'm high on it.

Mycroft and Lestrade: ...run? Run.

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Jim: i am so SICK of summer, i want AUTUMN, i want to wear HATS and eat SOUP and drink HOT COFFEE and rake LEAVES and summon DEMONS while everyone is ASLEEP and the moon is FULL and I'm wearing a JUMPER.

Sherlock: mood

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Sherlock: my music taste is impeccable. One minute I'm listening to strawberry blond by mistki and the next I'm listening to mamma by My Chemical Romance.

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Mycroft: Sherlock whilst I'm gone, you're in charge.

Sherlock: YES!! *starts making plans with John*

Mycroft: *whispers to Greg* you're secretly in charge.

Lestrade: duh

Mycroft: *leaves*

Lestrade: *goes over to plan with John and Sherlock*

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