Splatoon Oneshots

{Vintage x Reader}{One month isn't enough}

Vintage's P.O.V

Who's here to bother me now?

I thought as I got up from my couch and went to the door and it was a girl and she's in.. a maid's dress.

"What are you doing here?"

"Umm h-hello. I'm Y/N I was sent by your parents to make sure your health is the best since they have worries about that.."

Of course they did my parents always worry about me. But she seemed nice. I just hope she doesn't annoy me like team Blue and the others.

"So your supposed to be?"

"Your maid"

"Oh, okay......come in then"

Well this is great, I've just lost my peace and quiet

"How long are you staying here?"

"For 5 months as your parents told me"

"I see. Let me show you to your room"

Then we went upstairs and I had to help them with their suitcase. I showed her to her room and let her unpack while I went downstairs, sat on the couch and went on my phone.

Then 10 minutes later she came down.

"Umm, Sir Vintage-"

"Sir?"

"Yes, is that a problem?"

"Well, you don't need to do that. Just call me Vintage"

"But it's-"

"If your supposed to be my maid then your supposed to listen to me aren't you?"

"Y-yes"

"Then don't call me Sir, alright"

"Yes Vintage"

"Good, glad we can make an understanding. Now what were you going to say?"

"I was going to ask if you were hungry"

"I mean kind of"

"Okay, how does (Food choice) sound?"

"Sounds good"

"Alright (Food choice) it is"

Then she went off into the kitchen and I carried on browsing on my phone until I got bored so I went see what she was doing and she was just near the stove with her phone out. I pulled her slightly away  from the stove.

"Hey, why did you do that?"

"It was either your phone was going to get fried or you we're going to burn yourself"

"Oh, I guess I should have payed more attention"

"...When is the food ready?"

"Probably 5 minutes"

"Alright I'll stay here with you then"