Me: I'm on a seafood diet.
Also me: I see food and I eat it.
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Interviewer: What's your name?
Me: Hired
Interviewer: You're Hired?
Me: *packing up* Thanks
Interviewer:...
Easiest way to get hired while getting into big trouble lol
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Friend: *crying* *tears spilling* *water everywhere*
Me: *lost*
Also me: Uh... Want some water?
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Me: *throws away all the knives in the house*
Mom: * finds out*
Mom: *Anger boiling*
Mom: I'm going to kill you!
Also mom: Where are my knives?
This is just a joke don't take it seriously. You're not gonna die.
YOU ARE READING
funniest book :D
Humorthis is the book which contains the funniest things. I am sure you will laugh until you cry. LOL. But anyways, Enjoy! I hope this makes your day much much MUCH better. Some jokes found from https://www.rd.com/list/funniest-jokes-of-all-time/
