So this joke might actually be funny. I actually took the time to read the joke and at the last sentance I laughed. It was funny! Seriously if you dont laugh, you are an actual boring person. JKJK no offence. This is how it goes...
In surgery for a heart attack, a middle-aged woman has a vision of God by her bedside. "Will I die?" she asks.
God says, "No. You have 30 more years to live."
With 30 years to look forward to, she decides to make the best of it. So since she's in the hospital, she gets breast implants, liposuction, a tummy tuck, hair transplants, and collagen injections in her lips. She looks great! The day she's discharged, she exits the hospital with a swagger, crosses the street, and is immediately hit by an ambulance and killed. Up in heaven, she sees God. "You said I had 30 more years to live," she complains.
"That's true," says God.
"So what happened?" she asks.
God shrugs. "I didn't recognize you."
Did you understand it? Im sure you laughed when you saw the last sentance because god roasted(kinda) her. If you have any jokes you wanna share do tell me. :DDD
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Humorthis is the book which contains the funniest things. I am sure you will laugh until you cry. LOL. But anyways, Enjoy! I hope this makes your day much much MUCH better. Some jokes found from https://www.rd.com/list/funniest-jokes-of-all-time/
