What Religion are bears joke

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  Honestly, I don't really know if this joke is actually really funny but it was voted as the funniest gag in 2010 Reader's Digest Joke Contest. You might find it funny so if you actually understood it and thought it was funny please tell me why. Im totally confused....

    A priest, a minister, and a rabbi(A rabbi is a spiritual leader or religious teacher in Judaism. One becomes a rabbi by being ordained by another rabbi, following a course of study of Jewish texts such as the Talmud) wanted to see who's best at their job. So they each went into the woods, found a bear, and attempted to change it. Later, they got together. The priest begins: "When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First Communion."

"I found a bear by the stream," says the minister, "and preached God's holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him."

They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. "Looking back," he says, "maybe I shouldn't have started with the circumcision."

  Was that really funny? Because if it was, you can laugh now.

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