Police officer: I'm pulling you over
Peach: why?
Police officer: because you're being dangerous
Peach: no sir, I don't think I am, sir
Police officer: You're trying to fit four people onto a motorcycle!
Rose: *from behind Peach* four?!
Emerald: what?
Police officer: yes... you and those three
Scarlet: Umm... HOLY CREWMATES, COAL MUST HAVE FALLEN OFF!
Emerald: I warned you this was a bad idea, Peach!
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Da beans playing truth or dare:
Lemon: Rose. Truth or Dare.
Rose: truth.
Everyone: *gasps*
Peach: yey
Lemon: uh... would you punch Chocolate-
Rose: yes
Chocolate: :<
Lemon: I haven't finished the question...
Rose: oops, sorry. Go ahead.
Lemon: would you punch him for £10?
Rose: *passes Lemon a £10 note* sure
Lemon: ...no, I meant would you punch him if it earned you £10?
Rose: oh I'd pay to punch him anyway.
Everyone: ................
Later:
Lemon: I'm quitting space school
Lime: why?
Lemon: I've found an easier way to earn a living.
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Da beans are about to storm ASAN, they're outside and just need a distraction now:
Lapis: so what are we gonna do to distract them?
Scarlet: I could go and tell them I'm gonna go back to being an imposter? They'll be busy talking to me so you can slip by unnoticed?
Coal: no Scar, too dangerous for you.
Emerald: like... we could throw a rock or something?
Peach: why can't I just walk in there and snap a few necks?
Rose: nah, we should get a sacrifice. I vote we yeet Emerald in there and whilst they're busy attacking him, we can sneak through
Emerald: I don't like that idea...
Rose: only because you're the bait. You'd like it if I was the bait.
Emerald: ...
Teal: I wouldn't mind being the bai-
Scarlet: *hugs Teal* NO WAY!
Snow: mommy can-
Lemon: YOUR MOMMY IS DEAD
Snow: :c
Indigo: if we go in there and ask nicely with manners, they will stop hurting us on missions.
*suddenly there is a massive explosion*
Everyone: *confused*
Chocolate: *skips back to the group* c'mon guys, let's go whilst they're distracted.
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HumorLiterally, what the title says. These will be for lots of my characters, but as you can guess... TB will be very common :3
