Purple: *stubs his toe* Fuc-
Yellow: PURPLE! We've got to work on your cursing...
Purple: why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.
Yellow: ._.
Purple: *realisation suddenly hits him* OH I WAS ACTUALLY SAYING FUCHSIA LOL
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Rose: hey Peach, can I have a sip of your water?
Peach: why are you asking? Usually you do it anyway.
Rose: cool.
Peach: just a heads up, it's not water.
Rose: *grins* vodka? NIIIIICE! I like your styleeee~ *grabs the bottle*
Peach: no, it's vinegar.
Rose: wh-wha???
Peach: it's vinegar, COWARD.
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Brown: can you keep a secret?
White: do you know ANYTHING about my life?
Brown: no I do not. Good point. So the secret is...
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Lemon: *slams door on her hand* *lets out an eloquent string of curses*
Lapis: *raises an eyebrow* watch your language
Lemon: what else am I supposed to say?
"Woe is I!"???
Lapis:
Lemon: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
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Scarlet: they know I'm an imposter... am I gonna go to jail? O.o
Peach: oof, you don't wanna go there...
Lime: jail is no fun.
Scarlet: how would you know... unless...
Everyone: LIME, YOU'VE BEEN TO JAIL?!
Lime: once but-
Everyone: O.o
Lime: -in monopoly.
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Scarlet: we need to stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween!
Coal: it's terrible for the environment!
Peach: YEAH! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
Rose: now you're talking! Let's go get 'em~
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Lemon: can I be frank with you guys?
Indigo: I don't see how this is helping.
Chocolate: can I still be Chocolate?? :<
Rose: shh, let Frank speak.
Lemon: ._.
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Scenario: ghost's truth or dare
Red: Orange... I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room >:3
Brown: ooh good one >:3
Orange: hey, Green?
Green: *blushing* yeah?
Orange: can you move? I'm trying to get to Pink.
Green:
Pink: *smirks*
Green: why do I bother? *sinks through the floor and disappears*
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Chocolate: *to Lapis* I'm sad :<
Lapis: it's gonna be okay *hugs him*
Indigo: *watches* *walks over to Lemon*
Indigo: I'm sad.
Lemon: *nods* mood.
Indigo: ._.
Indigo: *all I wanted was hugs :'<*
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Lapis: *puts down card* ace of spades.
Lemon: *pulls out Uno card* +4
Indigo: *places down pokemon card* pikachu, I choose you
Scarlet: *puts down exploding kittens card* defuse via catnip sandwiches
Teal: *places dobble card* MATCH!! BOTH THE CARDS HAVE A KITTEN!
Emerald: *puts down top trumps card* strength 100!
Coal: *places pacman card* nuu I got Blinky :0
Peach: *monopoly deal card* dealbreaker! Haha, I take your whole property set!
Chocolate: *trembling* what game are we playing? :'<
Rose, from across the room: *sighs* this is one of the top ten reasons why I avoid games.
Snow: *places down a happy little dinosaurs card*
Chocolate: *confused and triggered Choccy noises*
STAI LEGGENDO
Incorrect Quotes
UmorismoLiterally, what the title says. These will be for lots of my characters, but as you can guess... TB will be very common :3
