Yup, FINALLY something other than TB!
Plus I haven't updated the sequel in ages (waiting on people to sign up :'D) so I haven't used these characters for ages.
These will all be based on the sequel unless stated otherwise. Anyways, onto the incorrect quotes!!
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Alex: um... you guys will have a hard believing this, because it never happens, but... I made a mistake.
Jason: Alexxxxxxxx......
Alex: *holds up the necklace*
Ethan: ...
Ethan: YOU DIDN'T GET RID OF IT?!
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When Alex tries cooking on the open fire in the forest:
Jason: so, little sis - what was it that we're having for dinner tonight?
Alex: *staring at the burnt food* regret.
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Elizabeth: so how was school, my darlings? And...uh, *points to Ethan* you.
Ethan: there were so many people O.0
Jason: *sighs contently* good
Alex: *shrugs* I prevented a murder today.
Elizabeth: *not really listening* that's nice, honey.
Jason: *stares at Alex* how the heck did you that?
Alex: self control.
Jason: *facepalms*
Ethan: *confused*
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Alex: Jasonnnn, you're so boringgg
Jason: that's your opinion.
Alex: it must be hard not being able to laugh.
Jason: I do have a sense of humour, you know.
Alex: I swear I've never heard you laugh
Jason: I've never heard you say anything funny.
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Alex: *kicks door open and flies into the house, quickly closing and locking the door, looking panicked.
Jason: what did you do?
Alex: NOBODY DIED!
Jason: WHAT SORT OF AN ANSWER IS THAT?!
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Ethan: Al, it's your turn to wash the dishes.
Alex: I'LL WASH THE WALLS WITH YOUR BLOOD
Ethan: *shrugs* 'Kay, as long as you clean the dishes first.
Alex: ...who taught you that?
Jason: *yelling from upstairs* and use washing up liquid this time! Uh, and hot water might be useful??
Alex: hmm. I seem to have my answer.
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Alex: Jason. Stay away from me at school. Because you're lame and I'm 10 times funnier, more popular, and hotter than you.
Jason: ...but 10 x 0 is still 0 >:3
Alex: WhY dO yOu ToRtUrE mE wItH mAtH?!
Ethan: leaving the room *sighs* siblings...
YOU ARE READING
Incorrect Quotes
HumorLiterally, what the title says. These will be for lots of my characters, but as you can guess... TB will be very common :3
