Y/N: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Lily: Not if they consent to it.
Marlene: Depends on who your stabbing.
Alice: YES??!!?
Marlene: *Gasp*
Lily: wHAT??
Marlene: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Lily: *inhales*
Y/N, in another room with Alice: Why can I hear screeching?
Lily: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Marlene: No, that's not how you make cookies.
Alice: FLOOR IT!!
Lily: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?
Marlene: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-
Lily: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
Y/N: DO IT!
Marlene: NO-
Alice: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-
Marlene: Eyy, homie!
Lily: But then there's cootie...
Y/N: And then you have die.
Marlene: Truth or dare?
Alice: Dare.
Marlene: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.
Alice: Hey Lily?
Lily, blushing: Yeah?
Alice: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Y/N.
Y/N: Die.
Marlene: Please don't die!
Y/N: DIE!
Marlene: PLEASE DON'T DIE!
Alice, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant?
Lily, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and Marlene wants Y/N to accept it as their kid.
Alice: I'm bored.
Lily: Wanna commit first-degree murder?
Alice: Sure!
Marlene, hearing them: No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down! Put Y/N down!!
