Lily: I put the pun in punishment.
Marlene: I put the top in unstoppable.
Alice: I put the cute in execute.
Remus: I put the sexy in dyslexia.
Sirius: I put the ass in class.
James: I put the D in Lily.
Lily: JAMES! You can't TELL them!
RULES
James: Rules were made to be broken.
Lily: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Marlene: Uh, piñatas.
Remus: Glow sticks.
Sirius: Karate boards.
Alice: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
James: Rules.
Lily: I'm going to leave now.
CRACKHEADS
Alice: From now on we will be using code names.
Alice: You can address me as Eagle One.
Alice: Marlene is "been there done that".
Alice: Remus is "currently doing that".
Alice: Sirius is "it happened once in a dream".
Alice: James is "if I had to pick an idiot".
Alice: And Lily is...
Alice: Eagle Two
Lily: Oh thank god.
