Lily: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarette.
Peter: But Lily, we don't smoke.
Lily: Cut the crap, Peter. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke.
Lily: *points at Marlene* One! *points at James* Two! *points at Remus* Three! *points at Sirius* Four! *points at Peter* Five!
Lily: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarette between these two fingers!
Sirius: *puts a cigarette in Lily's hand*
Lily: Thank you. ...Light?
Everyone: simultaneously pull out lighters
ALL THREE
James: You know, when Peter comes over, Marlene can get a little...
Sirius: Psycho?
Alice: Scary?
Lily: Drunk?
James: All three.
