Remus: Know why I called you in here?
Peter: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.
Remus: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?
WOLFSTAR
Sirius: Can you cut me some slack, Remus? I'm sort of in love.
Remus: I'm sorry, but that's really not my problem.
Sirius: I'm in love with you.
Remus: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.
PEMUS PT. 2
Peter: Valentine's day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart-shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Remus: I wrote you a poem.
Peter, already crying: You did?
Remus: Yeah, wanna hear it?
Peter: YES!
Remus: Roses are red, Violets are blue, since we're both gay, can I fuck you?
WOLFSTAR PT. 2
Sirius: sapnu puaS.
Remus: What??
Sirius: Turn your phone 180 degrees.
*Sirius was blocked*
