Marlene: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?
Lily: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all imagining it, Marls.
James: Three of us saw it, Lils, how do you explain that?
Lily: *points at James* Sleep deprivation
Lily:*points at Remus* Paranoia
Lily:*Points at Sirius* Delusional Personality Disorder.
WALKIE-TALKIES
Alice: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Lily: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
Sirius: Socks are Feetie Heaties
Remus: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
James: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
Sirius: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Remus: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Marlene: You are disappointments
