James: We need to distract these guys
Sirius: Leave it to me
Sirius: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Lily, Remus, and Marlene: *Immediately begin arguing*
Peter: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.
HOMEWORK
How the Marauders would respond to 'Can I copy the homework?'
Alice: I can help you with it!
Sirius: Yeah, sure.
Lily: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Remus: Do it on your own.
Marlene: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
James: Will you give me 5 bucks?
Peter: *Read 5:55pm*