Surprise Adopted/Mistlefoe

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Marlene, driving Lily and James: So how was your day?

Lily: We almost got surprise adopted!

Marlene: What?

James: We almost got kidnapped.

Marlene: Oh, okay.

Marlene: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!


MISTLEFOE

Marlene: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Lily: Marlene no.

James: Mistlefoe.

Lily: Please stop encouraging her, James.

James: It's a good idea!

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