*The squad right before Lily's wedding*
James: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Sirius: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Remus: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
Peter: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
Marlene, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE
PIXELS
James: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Lily: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
James: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Alice: Actually I did the math, Lily would have $225, not $0.15.
Lily: Fam I'm right here....
Sirius: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
James: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Sirius: Sorry I only have a dollar
James: :(
Alice: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Lily would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Sirius: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Alice: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Remus: Yeah and Pads wants soda and apply juice
Alice: Apply juice to what
Marlene: Directly to the forehead
Lily: Great chat everyone
