Cherri: I'm in my mum's car! Vroom vroom~!
Mary: Get out of me car!
Cherri: Aw...
~~~
Sarvente: Ruv?
Ruv: Shhhhh...
Sarvente: What are you doing?
Ruv: I'm making holy water.
(He's boiling water in a pot)
Sarvente: How is that making holy water?
Ruv: I'm boiling the hell out of it.
~~~
(Nene sitting in the bathtub with water in it and clothes on.)
Nene: I'm washing me-self in ma clothes!
Cherri: Oh shi-.
Nene: Beeetch..!
Syameise: She drunk as fuck.
Nene: I'm washing me-self in ma clothes.
~~~
(Lovesick AU ig-)
Lovesick Syameise: (strums guitar) I love you, bitch~! (She points at Whitty.)
Whitty: Oh my god... She's too obsessed.
Lovesick Syameise: (strums guitar again) I ain't never gonna stop loving you, bitch~!
~~~
Cherri: (laughing) Girl, come look at this, come look at this.
Carol: What?
Cherri: Laf-ee sav-ee-eys (life savers lmao)
(Cherri and Carol start laughing)
~~~
Syameise: What time is it?
Whitty: Cooking turkey time?
Syameise: Good. Okay, reach in there and pull it out.
(Whitty reaches into the turkey, pulling out something... long.)
Whitty: What is this..?
Syameise: That's a turkey dick.
Whitty: (Throws it against the sink.) EWWW!!!
Syameise: (Wheezing bc she caught it on video.)
Whitty: OH, GROW UP!!!
~~~
Syameise: Where's my chicken?
(Cherri comes out, eating chicken wings.)
Cherri: You mean this chicken?
Syameise: Where's my black hoodie?
(Nene comes in, wearing Syameise's black hoodie.)
Nene: You mean this black hoodie?
Syameise: Where's my boyfriend?
(Carol sits on the couch, cuddling with Whitty.)
Carol: You mean this boyfriend?
(Syameise feelin pissed off as hell-)
~~~
(Pico and Syameise have a sleepover or something.)
Syameise: Morning~!
(Pico wakes up, annoyed.)
Syameise: Breakfast! (She holds out a plate of french toast.)
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