" 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐋𝐚𝐝𝐲, 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝. "
(Y/n) thought death have come to take him. Well he is not wrong, but (Y/n) definitely forgo...
(No actually I am just lazy because next chapter is already canon timeline)
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"SOMEONE IS THROWN OUT THE WINDOW AGAIN!"
"MUST BE SHINAZUGAWA-SENSEI'S DOING!"
Everyone on the field run in panic some even pass out, Tomioka their PE teacher looks at the distasteful lump of meat surrounded by some glass pieces from the broken window.
Ringing his phone everyone thought he was calling for an ambulance.
'Our teacher is hella relia-'
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"Sanemi bring back these corpses to your class, that thing is distracting my class. ALSO! STOP THROWING STUDENTS OUT OF WINDOW YOU SUNAVOBICH."
"MY MOM'S NOT A BITCH!"
Is that even important now, there's possibly a dead kid here why is the teacher arguing about whose mother is the bitch? What's wrong with Kimetsu highschool? What's wrong with school in the first place?
"ano... Sensei..."
The blue tracksuit superstar turns to look at his student, urging them to speak before going back to debate with the math teacher.
The dark brown hair student shyly and trembling points at the tree outside the field, and everyone follows the direction. "Horikawa is about to hang himself again."
In tandem, The math and PE teacher rush to the tree with a sci-
WHO THE FUCK GIVE SANEMI A KNIFE??
ALSO, THAT CLASS IS ON THE 3RD FLOOR, HOW DID HE JUMP DOWN?!
"So today with my trusty rope, I am going to make my day!" The (H/c) teenager loops the rope around his neck, positioning himself like Haruka Nanase ready for the Olympics. He jumps down to swim on the ground, unfortunately, today too he won't die. Because he is the main character so he has plot armour.
