BTS Imagines 3

Taehyung ♡ Texts [request]

Series requested by @dijon_mustard

You
Tete

Taehyung
Yes, my love? (*'꒳'*)

You
Can you tell me why I found a chicken nugget in your pants pocket? ☺️
THIS IS THE THIRD TIME THIS MONTH THAT I HAVE FOUND FOOD IN YOUR POCKETS

Taehyung
I just wanted Tannie to try the BTS meal 🥺🥺
...I guess I forgot to take it out.

You
This is why I always have to check your pockets before I do laundry smh you stash food in there like a squirrel.
Why on earth do you even put FOOD in there?!

Taehyung
It's convenient :)

You
Not for me it isn't.
Why can't you just carry food like a normal person? Why can't you carry your snacks in a plastic baggie like Jungkook?

Taehyung
It's eco-friendly.

You
But it's not ME friendly.
Why must I suffer?
Last time you forgot to take food out of your pockets, an entire load of laundry ended up smelling like onions.
You and your darn pocket onions.

Taehyung
I like my pocket onions :(

You
Yeah, okay. Me too.

Taehyung
You do?!

You
Yes. It's one of your unique qualities.
I do actually like your unique qualities.

Taehyung
🥺💗💞💖💓

*time skip*

You
Omg
Taehyung.
Please.
Stop sending me pics of your feet.

Taehyung
Why? :(

You
??????

What is the point?

Taehyung
I thought you'd like it :)
🦶🏻

You
........

Taehyung
I'll send you another!

You
Please don't.

Taehyung
Better yet, I'll send it here in our messages instead of over Instagram.

You
NO

Taehyung

You
THAT ONE IS EVEN WORSE

Taehyung
But it's a heart :(
Because I love you.
It's one of my unique charms.
I thought you said you liked my unique charms.

You
I do.

Taehyung
That was very difficult to do and you're not appreciating it at all.

You
What do you want me to say?
"Aww you sent me a toe heart, you shouldn't have."

Taehyung
Yes.
Or at least laugh.
A keyboard smash would be nice.

You
HHNFSKJFKJF
There.

Taehyung
It's too late.
Not funny anymore.

You
Alright, fine.
You can't say I didn't put forth an effort.

Taehyung
Will you send one back?

You
Absolutely not.

Taehyung
😞

You
I'm not feeding into your foot kink.

Taehyung
I don't have a foot kink 😭
I just think it's funny.
Especially because it annoys you.

You
😡

Taehyung
I love to annoy you :)

You
I know 😒

Taehyung
I love youuuuu

You
You know, you're making it really hard for me to be mad at you.

Taehyung
Good ☺️

You
I can't even be mad. You're too cute 🥺

Taehyung
So are you.

You
I love you 🥺💓💗💕💘
And your pocket onions.
And your silly personality.

Taehyung
I love you too 💗

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This one was... chaotic 😂 but fun, nevertheless. I found it funny lol