the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic

traumatized boba

Blick - Blyke

Calid - Isen

Asslo - Arlo

Officer - Seraphina

Calid: I FAILE DA TEAST

John: you faile da teast?

Officer: faile da teast faile da teast

Calid: i failed my test...

Remi: don't worry isen! I aced mine!

Officer: so did i

John: i got in the low 90s

Asslo: i got 100

Officer: well i got 103

Elaine: h o w

Officer: i did the bonus

Calid: i did it too but i still failed :(

Officer: that's because i was the only one who got it r i g h t you dumbass

Blick: i got 84

John: hah loser

Asslo: you used to get Cs and Ds

John: eh i go to class now

John: also remind me who led me out to a field, ambused me, and got mad when i started spiraling because it was apparently my fault?

Officer: tell him, asslo

Asslo:

Asslo: i refuse to continue this conversation

John: SAY IT

Asslo: make me
John: itsblackmailtime.png

John: would you like the entire student body to see this?

Asslo: no

John: so SAY WHO DID THAT STUFF TO ME

Asslo: me

Officer: you're under arrest

Officer: you don't have a right to remain silent, anything you say will definitely be used against you. You do not have a right to an attorney, and if you don't have one, one will never be provided to you. Do you understand me?

Asslo:

Asslo: that's not how it's supposed to go

Officer: I AM ABOVE YOU IN THE HIERARCHY DO WHAT I SAY

Asslo: make me

John: ELAINE

Elaine: what im making some spaghetti and meatballs

Officer: !

John: blackmail asslo

Elaine: i will drink all of your vodka and paint your walls puke colored

Elaine: do you understand me?

Asslo: sure

Asslo: so anyway

Asslo: i bought a new duffel bag

John: to replace the one i made myself throw up in?

Officer: stop making yourself throw up

John: no

Officer: you might puke a valium or whatever

John: i make sure i am completely valium-free whenever i do it