Blyke: I hear
Blyke: Giggles
Blyke: JOHNNN
John: Stfu
John: I heard laughter
John: Remi's laughter
Blyke: We're watching a comedy movie unlike u
John: B r u h
Sera: hee hee
Sera: i won uno again
John: she freezes time and looks at my cards
Blyke: you can copy her ability
John: so?
Sera: heeheheheh
Sera: i have an ability
Sera: i'm 8.0
John: I'm 7.5
John: One day I will hit 10
Blyke: Off topic but
Blyke: Why did u always step on zeke
John: idk
John: I wasn't in my right state of mind
Sera: step step step step step
John: I also stepped on asslo
John: Twice
Blyke: Are you sadistic?
John: No
Sera: Uh
Sera: He isn't sadistic
Blyke: Coulda fooled me
John: Stop asking me weird things
Blyke: Did u ever step on sera
John: I would never step on her
John: ever
Sera: yay
Blyke: What did u do after she tied u to a chair
John: I fell over
John: What do you think, Blyke?
John: I'm not as weird as you think.
Blyke: I wanted blackmail material
John: ...
John: What kind of person do you think I am?
Sera: he's too vanilla
Sera: oh john that reminds me
Sera: do u have any vanilla ice cream
John: in the freezer, second drawer
Sera: ok thanks
Blyke: Sera why did u tie john up in a chair
Sera; I only had rope on hand and he was going to do self destructive things
Blyke: Why did u have rope
Sera: I was using my ability on it and freezing it midair
Blyke: u sure
Sera: 110%
Sera: aight john ima eat this ice cream w you
Sera: do u want a spoon
John: ig
Blyke: im coming out of my room
Sera: nOOoOoOo
Blyke: heh
Sera: see
Sera: i have ice cream and two spoons in my hand
John: ello remi
Remi: john wtf
John: y u eat the last brownies
John: i made those
Remi: i thought blyke made these...
Remi: BLYKE GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE
Blyke: JOHN
John: HEY
John: I made those for me and my gf
Sera: gf
Sera: u got that?
Blyke: ok ok im sorry
Remi: blyke
Remi: i was kinda sus since u cant cook shit
John: remi's cursing
Remi: this stupid gc has rubbed off on me
Remi: ugh
Elaine: CAN YOU ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP
Elaine: THIS IS INTERUPPTING MY SLEEP TIME
Asslo: Yes, we all need sleep.
Sera: i love how asslo and elaine always reply together
John: ugh fine
Sera: we staying up all night
Blyke: hell yeah
Remi: ^^^
Asslo: You know what? I don't even care.
Sera: fuck off
Asslo: Don't talk to the King like that.
Sera: don't talk to the ace like that
John: don't talk to the joker's gf like that
Asslo: Out of respect for the hierarchy, I apologize.
Asslo: I'm going to sleep now.
Elaine: fiNaLlY
Asslo has gone offline.
Elaine has gone offline.
John has gone offline.
Sera has gone offline.
Isen has gone offline.
Blyke has gone offline.
Remi has gone offline.
coming up next:
John: do you want a cookie from doc?
Sera: actually yes please
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