Lie - Blyke
Calid - Isen
Fok - Arlo
Thirty - Seraphina
Rind - Remi
John: Oh my gosh im gonna die
Thirty: You're not gonna die, you just have the flu
John: I'M GYINGGGG
Calid: Ah, yes, gying
Calid: The traditional spelling of Y U CANNOT SPELL BISH
John: i'm fucking dying and i have this fight with that moldy sponge
Fok: Moldy sponge? Excuse me, I would make for a very great sponge
Elaine: Arlo why do you have soap suds in your hair
Fok: Someone dumped an entire bottle of shampoo on me when i was showering
Fok: Also, how in the fuck did you even get into my bathroom?
Rind: ehehehehe
Calid: ehehehehe
Lie: ehehehehe
Thirty: Yall picked a damn lock?
Rind: Well I zapped it and it didn't break
Calid: I kicked it and hurt my foot
Lie: I shot a beam at it which narrowly missed asslo's ass
Fok: You could've shot a beam through my ass
John: not like u have one
Lie: OJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
Thirty: That's what Elaine said
Lie: i meant oh
Elaine: @thirty you are right
Elaine I did say oj but not while having sexy time
Fok: You have never had sexy time with me
Elaine: who tf is talking about you?
John: I sneezed and coughed and laughed at the same time
Thirty: ACHAHAHAHEHAHEHAUGH
Fok:
Fok: Did you hook up with holden because he told me that he got laid
Elaine: wtf im not a dirty cheater unlike isen
Calid: ಥ_ಥ
Calid: y u do me like dat
Fok: John I'm ready to fight
John: Bitch i just coughed up a whole cracker that doesn't even have a dent
John: Where tf did that come from
Thirty: aha...
John:
John: DID YOU SHOVE CRACKERS INTO MY MOUTH WHEN I WAS SLEEPING
Thirty: maybe?
Thirty: Okay look I was bored okay??
John: YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SHOVE WHOLE CRACKERS INTO MY MOUTH YOU COULD'VE AT LEAST CUT THEM UP FIRST
Thirty: EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU CAN'T CUT UP A CRACKER
John: OH AND WHY NOT
Thirty: BECAUSE IT'LL CRUMBLE ALL OVER THE PLACE
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the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic
Fanfiction"'ASSLO.'" Remi makes a group chat, but whoooo the UnO cast is NOT easy to deal with. Crack ensues. Achievements: #1 in Jeraphina #1 in Blemi #1 in Asslo #1 in Unordinary #1 in Arlaine #1 in Cecile #1 in John Doe #1 in Jera #1 in Blyke x Remi #12 in...