The Knife Hero.

Beer Time

I woke up from a dream that I liked but didn't notice that it's 3pm I saw Eri asleep and sakuya cooking. I had a glock on my hand and I was wearing a skirt with a deadpool mask on.

Izuku:Uh, what happened?
Sakuya:*Sigh* Get ready because it's story time.

(Flashback, Sakuya POV)

I woke up early and I saw Izuku's hands hugging me, I blushed tomato red but luckily he was asleep.

I then went to the kitchen to cook breakfast, I remembered when mom used to teach me the art of breakfast,lunch and dinner. Those are good times.

He then woke up and smells something. He rushed to see me making some pancakes, Izuku and Eri looked at me star eyed.

Izuku:OMG, Pancakes!!!!
Eri:Can we eat mama?
Sakuya:Sure but wait until I'm done cooking.

They then went to the dinning table while I was preparing the pancakes, bacon and eggs, I also made hash browns and chorizo. And to top it off a salad.

We all then ate the food, I got the salad and chorizo, Izuku got the pancakes and hash browns while Eri got the bacon and eggs. We are all satisfied.

Izuku:Thank you for the meal Sakuya.
Eri:Yeah! Thank you for the meal mama!
Sakuya:Your welcome.

Then someone knocked, it was Cirno and Reimu.

Sakuya:Hey guys!
Reimu:Why are you here?

Cirno developed a smirk.
Cirno:Did you fuck hi-
Sakuya:*points knife* give me one reason why I shouldn't decapitate you right now.
Cirno:What I meant to say is did you fuck him up in a video game?
Sakuya:No.
Reimu:Anyways, we heard that there's no school so we can do anything.
Cirno:Yeah, we heard that there's a drinking contest nearby.
Izuku:Sign me up
Sakuya:*gasp* how did you get here?
Izuku:I'm a Great listener, so I want to register.
Cirno:Great just sign here.

Izuku signs the paper giving me worry vibes.

Cirno:See you later!
Reimu:Yeah have fun.

We dressed up and went to the mall which has the bar place.
We then  just buy clothes and play on arcades with Eri until it's time for drink fest.

Sakuya:Izu, are you sure about this?
Izuku:Don't worry it will be fine.
Sakuya:Good thing they broadcast the challenge.
Izuku:Ok, well where's Eri?
Eri:Where are you going papa?
Izuku:I'm going to adult paradise for awhile but we will party later ok?
Eri:OK, I like parties papa.
Izuku:I'll be back, take care Sakuya and Eri.
Sakuya:Yeah,You too Izu.
Eri:Bye Papa!!!

Then he went in the bar, the broadcast will start in 45 minutes, I was just taking Eri to the toy store until I saw Izumi and her friends.

Sakuya:Hi Izumi!
Izumi:Sakuya!
Sakuya:Uraraka!
Uraraka:Sakuya!
Sakuya:Hey Ida!
Ida:it's a pleasure meeting you again Sakuya.
Izumi:Say, who's the girl?
Sakuya:This is Eri, Me and Izuku were just shopping with Eri unti-
Eri:Mama, who are they?

They paused and silence surrounded the group until Sakuya spoke up.

Sakuya:Eri meet Izumi,Uraraka and Ida.
Eri:So are they my aunties and uncle?
Izumi:Wh-what?!?!(sees menacing Sakuya) uh yes we are your aunties Eri.
Ida:And I'm your uncle.
Eri:YAY, can I play with you until daddy comes back?
Izumi:Ok let's go to the arcade, and there's a T.V there so we can watch the drink fest.

(Timeskip brought to you by Izuku meeting some people in the bar and readying his drinks)
3RD PERSON POV

It's time to drink in 3,2,1..... GO!!!!