Isen: blyke truth or dare
Blyke: dare
Isen: I dare you to scare remi
Blyke: my ears tho
Isen: ykw?
Isen: send a video of that
~two minutes later~
Blyke: video.mpv
Remi: Blykeeeeee
Remi: Yk i scream loud
Blyke: too loud
Isen: dang girl
Isen: that's loud
Sera: remi i didnt know u had that in u
Asslo: Remi, you need to learn how to be quieter. I heard you from the boys' dorms.
Elaine: remi pls stop screaming so loud gosh
John: remi tho
Sera: john
John: dude u never left my dorm
John: wtf were u doing in there
Sera: nothinggg
John: stop it
John: stahp
Sera: come onnnnn
John: im gonna read thru the chat now
John: oh i see
Sera: ugh finally
Sera: that "nothinggg" was killing me
John: yes
Isen: get a room
John: we are in a room
Isen: touche
Isen: When did you become a couple with your bf/gf?
Blyke: a week ago
Blyke: why
Asslo: A few months ago, why?
John: tbh 2 years
Sera: ^^
John: but we were friends for like most of that time
John: so
John: yeah
Isen: a couple weeks ago
Isen: I asked u all this bc I was bored
Sera: smh
John: sera when's your birthday
Sera: november 12
John: mine is nov 18
Isen: wOw
John: ill be 19
Sera: and ill be 18
Blyke: then u wont be doing illegal stuff anymore
John: who said we did illegal stuff?
Remi: you're not exactly known for being a guy who is on the side of the law
John: re adjustment classes
John: fuck u up but make u fear the authorities
Sera: john is so mentally fucked up that sometimes we sit and cry together about how fucked up he is
John: ^
Remi: .
Arlo: .
Elaine: omg
Elaine: u guys ok?
John: wE'rE pErFeCtLy FiNe
Sera: your daily dose of trauma
Sera: brought to u by the authorities and john's ex-friends
John: ic an barely type
Sera: guys i gtg
John: we r ma ingk a veido whneb re i cry
Sera: translation: we are making a video whenever john cries
Sera: so far we have over 25 clips
Asslo: Should I be concerned?
Elaine: yeah u guys seem
Elaine: mentally unstable
Remi: yall need any help?
Remi: mental help?
Isen: ok but that's honestly sad
Isen: although
Isen: john is sad
Sera: ^
Sera: gtg
coming up next:
John: I'm not as weird as you think.
Blyke: I wanted blackmail material
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the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic
Fanfiction"'ASSLO.'" Remi makes a group chat, but whoooo the UnO cast is NOT easy to deal with. Crack ensues. Achievements: #1 in Jeraphina #1 in Blemi #1 in Asslo #1 in Unordinary #1 in Arlaine #1 in Cecile #1 in John Doe #1 in Jera #1 in Blyke x Remi #12 in...
truth or dare + john's tears on video
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