Peridot: Why are you giving me these?
Steven:Because I want you to feel nice! That's what gifts are for. You give them to your friends to show you care. And they go "wow, thanks!"
Peridot: (takes the stilts*) Hef! As if I'd stoop so low as to tie your earth trash to my body. Leave me! (shoves Steven away*) Go-go-go-go-GO! AND "WOW THANKS!"
Time Skip, Night-time*
Peridot is inside the barn, trying on the stilts.
Peridot: (talking to herself*) Why yes Pearl, I did get taller. How correct for you to notice. Of course, Amethyst, I will acquire those Chee-Z Chaps from that very high shelf. (jumps and stumbles backwards*) Hahaha! They even function in reverse! (trips over a rock*)
Iron: (is finishing the drill*) What are you doing?
Peridot: No-nothing!! (peridot runs away taking off the stilts*)
Iron: (talks to herself*) Huh, most era 2 gems are really dumb aren't they?
Time skip, at the Barn*
Peridot stands in front of a mirror in the barn, holding a book titled "Jokes! How to Make People Laugh Around You Instead of Feel Bad".
Tape Recorder (Peridot): "Jokes."
Peridot: (clears her throat and talks to herself in the mirror*) "Why did the chicken cross the road?" ... "The chicken wanted to get the other side of the road." ... (forces a laugh*) Ahhh, hahaha! ... What's a chicken?
At the Barn*
Steven installs a TV inside the barn for Peridot to watch. You walked in.
Tape Recorder (Peridot)": It seems the earth ones are constantly filling the voids of their life with meaningless distractions."
Steven inserts a VHS tape in the TV and "Camp Pining Hearts" begins to play.
TV Narrator: On the last episode of Camp Pining Hearts...
You: Ah yes one of my favorite episodes.
Steven: Wait y/n? You watch this?!
You: Well duh steven, I watch it on Netflix. It's actually pretty good nit gonna lie. I recommend it for peridot.
Paulette: I don't care if you're on the yellow team, Percy. We can make this work.
Percy: It's color war, Paulette. Does that mean anything to you?
Paulette and Percy close in for a kiss.
Peridot:What is this strange ritual?
Steven:(uncomfortably*) Uhh, that's umm-
Peridot: Are they attempting fusion?
You tried to hold your laugh.
Steven: (blushes*) No, well, my dad told me during certain stages of your life...
Peridot: How could anyone indulge in this... baseless drivel!? I'll have no part of it!
Fast-Forward*
Peridot is sitting extremely close to the TV screen.
Tape Recorder (Peridot):"Hour 78 of Camp Pining Hearts."
Percy & Peridot:It's the color war, Paulette. Doesn't that mean anything to you?
You and Steven walks in, steven wearing his banana pajamas and you with your usual clothes.
Steven:Uh, you've been here for a few days, is everything okay?
Peridot:I've just been.. watching your previously recorded entertainment.
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