Tape Recorder (Peridot): "Today Me and iron was assigned a "chore"; cleaning duty. Like We're the Pearl! These clumps don't know how lucky they are to have me."
Peridot violently sweeps some items off a chest.
Iron: You do know you're doing it wrong, right?
Peridot: How will I suppose to know that?!! This primitive cleaning device is so old and weak!!
Peridot starts to violently sweep the floor causing it to have more marks.
Iron: (sighs*) Oh my stars.
Iron drops her broom for second and walks to peridot.
Iron: Give that cleaning material to me.
Iron demanded to peridot and peridot hisses at her.
Peridot: No!! I don't need your help you white clod!!
Iron: (rolls her eyes*) The way you're using it is incorrect peridot.
Peridot: Why?!?! What is the use of this this cleaning material anyway?!!
Iron: It's supposed to suck a little ammount of water, peridot. And you are supposed to hold it the opposite.
Iron: Here, see those tiny ammount of water on the wooden ground?
Peridot: Yes, I see it.
Iron: Why don't you make it disappear using that human cleaning technology called a "mop".
Peridot: Mop?? How am I supposed to make it disappear?
Iron: Hold it the other way around
Peridot turns the mop exactly how is it supposed to be hold.
Iron: Correct, now see those white thick white strings? (peridot looked at it and nodded*) Rub it on the water there and it will slowly disappear.
Tape Recorder (Peridot): "Although while doing "chore" that iron tasked me, I successfully made the small ammount of water disappear using the white hair of this human cleaning tech, As I finished my "chore", I did happen upon a container containing many... "shirts"."
Peridot opens the chest and lifts up a pair of boxers with alien heads pattern on them.
Tape Recorder (Peridot):"Imagine: appearance modifiers that aren't melded to your body."
Peridot puts the shorts on.
Peridot: Oooh, hehehehehe.
Peridot begins to giggle indulgently, when You and Garnet walks in.
Garnet:Nice shorts. (gives a thumbs-up*)
You: It looks good on you peridot.
Peridot: Ahh! Ho- How did these get here?! (rips the shorts off off her and screams*)
You: (you raised an eyebrow*) You could just taken it off, you know?
Fast-Forward, At the Barn*
You and Peridot is working on a piece of metal with a blowtorch outside of the barn. Steven then walks up to her from behind, holding something behind his back.
Tape Recorder (Peridot):"Log date 7 12 2. Today marks the 30th earth rotation since my... capture."
Steven: (holds out a pair of paint cans*) Happy one month canniversary!
Peridot:....Cylinders?
Steven:They're stilts. You tie them on to your feet and then make you taller. I tried to spruce them up a bit. I dunno what it is about flames, but they just make everything cooler.
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The shadow assassin (steven universe reader-insert)
FanfictionYou moved to a place called "beach city". You wanted to have a normal and a quiet life. Your house that you just recently bought is just waiting for you. You have a dark past and it traumatized you on some time now... But what will happen if you n...
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