The shadow assassin (steven universe reader-insert)

Chapter 36.

At the Barn*

Steven and Iron, and Peridot are sitting on the back of the truck in the barn.

Tape Recorder (Peridot): "Log date 7 11 2. The Steven has given me this Earth machine to replace my communicator log. It looks... extremely primitive. I asked Iron for her advice but as expected, she didn't make any sense at all"

Peridot snatches the tape recorder from Steven.

Tape Recorder (Peridot): "He also said he wanted me to stop calling him "the Steven"."

Steven: It's just Steven.

Tape Recorder (Peridot): "I said I'll call him whatever I want."

Peridot hisses at Steven.

Tape Recorder (Peridot):"He told me that was rude."

Steven: (wags his finger at Peridot*) Rude.

Tape Recorder (Peridot): "I guess I'll call him... Steven."

Fast-Forward; At the Barn*

Peridot observes a ladybug crawling on a blade of grass and then flying off.

Tape Recorder (Peridot): "The organic life forms of Earth have fascinating traits despite their poor choice of residence. I wonder if all of them of have flight capabilities. I asked the y/n for answers, but it turns out not all organic life forms can fly, he said most animals that can fly have a part on their bodies call "wings". He also said that there are different types of organic life forms on this planet like, "mammals", "insects", "birds", and many more"

You and Greg is repairing the roof of the barn, when Peridot climbs atop and sits down in front of of you two.

Greg: Ohh, you must be Peridot.

Peridot stares intently at Greg, making him nervous. Suddenly, Peridot pushes Greg off the roof.

You: Peridot!!

Greg: Whooaoh aaaaahhh!

Greg falls backwards off the roof and Peridot walks over to peek over the edge. Iron and Garnet is seen standing on the ground, garnet is holding Greg having caught him from his fall, while iron is drawing something on the ground with a stick.

Garnet:Peridot!

Peridot: What do you want?

Garnet: You can't just shove someone off a roof!

Peridot:Why not?

Garnet: This is a human, he isn't like us. He's fragile and soft.

Greg: Hey, it's not like a six pack is going to save you from that height.

Garnet:You could've seriously hurt him!

Peridot:Well, how was I supposed to know that?

Garnet: Hmm. Greg, you have to excuse Peridot. She's far from her homeworld and she still has a lot to learn about our planet.

Peridot:No I don't!

Garnet: Yes you do!

Greg: Ahh, hey yeah, don't worry about it.

You: Not cool peridot.

Peridot:Gahhh! (runs off*)

Tape Recorder (Peridot):"In conclusion, the y/n is right not all of the organic beings here can fly. Additionally it is without question that the perma-fusion Garnet is the worst."

Fast-Forward; Trans. Int. the Barn*

Iron and Peridot is cleaning the inside the barn, peridot is holding a mop upside down and rubbing the handle across the floor, causing several scratches on the floorboard. While iron, is cleaning the floor with a broom.