The shadow assassin (steven universe reader-insert)

Chapter 36.

Garnet: (puts her hand on Peridot's shoulder*) Let's calm down.Peridot... Okay. So am I gonna have to wear a star? Where am I gonna put the star?!

Garnet gently lifts Peridot up and carries her out of the barn.

Steven: They seem to be getting along well. I wonder when that happened...

Steven looks at the tape recorder in his hand.

Steven: I wonder how is y/n and iron are doing?

Outside your house*

You: So uh, iron. What do you wanna do right now?

Iron: I don't know, I didn't plan this exactly. Do you have any suggestion?

You: Hmm, what about funland?

Iron: Funland? What kind of land is that?

You: Just follow me!

You grab iron's hand and started to run.

Iron: OKKAYY!! SLOW DOWN!!

Time skip, at funland*

You and Iron arrived at funland. There is a lot of people having fun, some are with friends, some are family, and some are lovers.

Iron: Y/N, what are we doing here?

You: You said you want to have fun right? Well, there is no other place than funland.

You said with a little joy and iron just Didn't understand anything about the place. You go to one of mr smiley's games and iron followed you. Mr. smiley is reading a newspaper and he looks serious.

Mr. smiley: (whispers to himself*) Damn, what's with the world right now?

You: Ugh Mr. Smiley? (mr. smiley looks at you and shocked a little*) One game please?

Mr. smiley: Well I'll be hahaha!! Y/N my man! What can I help you with your little date?

Mr. smiley teased you a little of course it didn't work on you, while iron is just dumbfounded.

Iron: What's a date?

Mr. Smiley: (shocked*) You seriously don't know?!?!

Iron: (crossed her hands and raised an eyebrow*) Do I look like i'm joking human?

Mr. smiley: (sweats*) Okay okay! No need to be salty young girl.

Iron: (whispers to you*) Y/N, im seriously irritated at this human.

You: (whispers to iron*) Why?

Iron: (whispers to you*) He's mocking me. I am literally older than him by millennia and yet he would call me a "young girl"

You: (whispers to iron*) Iron, he doesn't mean that you know, he just called you that because you literally look like a "young girl". That is how it usually works here on earth especially to normal humans.

Iron: (sighs*) Okay, I'm sorry.

You just nodded with a smile at iron.

You: Okay, mr. smiley. One game please!

You gave mr. smiley a couple of dollars. Mr. smiley then gives you and iron a bunch of little balls.

Mr. smiley: Okay you two, the game is really simple. See those, little men over there (points at a bunch of little wooden men*). All you have to do is knock them down by shooting them with the balls that I give you, you can use as many balls as you need just ask me. Now, you must atleast knock down half of ammount of this men to win a prize.Look up, (you and iron look up, there is a bunch of little teddy bear and a bunch of huge teddy bear*) If you knock down half of those men your prize is the little teddy bear. But, if you knock ALL of them your prize is the giant teddy bear.