bat, grimm and the cat can fix it (Translation)

Family Black

Harry slowly understood. he had burst into Severus' room two days ago and had heard Sirius lay the man over the kitchen table.
"But it was just a kiss." It came softly from Harry.
"The point is that Severus doesn't want to give the impression that he is taking over the submissive Pat. At least it was on the table, under me. ”Sirius chuckled.
For this he got a huge blow on the head from Severus.
“That's not the point at all, but the boy doesn't have to see everything. He's only thirteen. ”The man hissed.
“Maybe in the future I should just knock before I drop in at your place. after all you are adults, so it is normal that you want to show your love to each other. And just so you know. It is very clear to me who has what role in your relationship. "
Sirius blushed.
"Did you have to say that so clearly?"
harry shrugged his shoulders.
"You asked. And I wasn't just talking about sex. Sirius, without Sev's help you would never have come to terms with your whole experience in Azkaban so quickly. you absolutely need someone to let yourself go to. And Severus is just great. "
Sirius looked at his partner.
"The little one is simply too grown up for his age."
"I agree. I would only appreciate it if you didn't call me by that stupid nickname. ”He had directed the last sentence to Harry, of course.
"I like it, but if it is that important to you, I'll call you Severus. the name is nice too. "
Severus smiled and ruffled the boy's hair for a moment.
"Good kid," he commented.

“UNWORTHY! REPEAT FOAM! TRAITORS ENTERING MY HOUSE. DISAPPEARS. A SHAME FOR MY FAMILY. "
Harry had turned pale at the words. The boy took a step back and bumped into Severus. He put a reassuring hand on his shoulder.
“This is Black's mother. Or rather, her picture. every time someone enters the house, she becomes a fury and starts nagging. Just don't try to listen. "
Sirius turned apologetically to his godchild.
"I'm sorry kid, I should have warned you.
AND YOU, FINALLY SHUT UP YOUR MOUTH, STUPID BOX! "
Harry watched as Sirius screamed at his mother's picture and she countered with more and more swear words. then Sirius went to a curtain and tried to drag him in front of the picture.
“CAN'T YOU BEAR THE TRUTH? OR WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO LOCK ME AGAIN? "
"Because I can't stand your screaming anymore, you old saber witch."
“DON'T DARE TALK TO ME THAT YOU UNDERGRATIVE BELLOWS. I'M STILL YOUR MOTHER. "
"Yes, unfortunately," Sirius hissed on.
Severus gritted his teeth angrily and covered Harry's ears.
this enabled the boy to see exactly the expression on the face of the picture woman. Careful, he cocked his head slightly.
"Mrs. Black? Why are you so angry? ”He asked calmly.
Sirius was just about to point out to his godson that the old woman wouldn't answer him when it suddenly fell silent. Since the curtain was still stuck, it couldn't have anything to do with it. The Black looked confused at the silent picture of his mother.
Severus was amazed too. He had known this house since the last war. The Order had always held its meetings here. but he had never seen this picture shut up. At least not when it was free.
Harry carefully removed Severus ’hands from his ears and approached the woman. He was still looking at her waiting.

when the picture opened his mouth Sirius was about to pull Harry to safety from that shameful mouth, but surprisingly she didn't scream.
"That is probably very clear, because my dear son tramples the traditions of our family."
“What do you mean by traditions? You are racists and practice black magic of the worst kind, so I could only turn away from you. "
Immediately the picture wanted to roar again, but was stopped by Harry's soft voice.
"Please don't yell again, Mrs. Black, because Sirius won't listen to you. Is it true what he says? "
The woman turned her gaze back to the boy with the lightning scar.
“You are Harry Potter, aren't you? my grandfather told me about you. It also hangs as a picture in the headmaster's office. The guy forgot to mention what a smart kid you are, though.
To get back to your question, no, my son's allegations are not true. that's why I blew Sirius out of the family tree. "
Harry cocked his head.
"Yes, from the family tree, but you did not ban him from the family."
The woman raised an eyebrow.
“You really are a smart kid, it's true, I didn't want to lose my kid entirely.
In any case, most of what is said about our family is nothing but lies. "
"How is it then?" The Animagus wanted to know in a huff.
“Sirius Orion Black, you are forgetting your manners. Do you want to leave your guests here in the hallway all the time? Freshen up and sit down in the salon, then I'll explain everything to you. "
"There's no picture of you there," Sirius reminded him.
the woman in the picture rolled her eyes in annoyance.
"Kreacher!"
A house elf came out from behind the curtain. He had held him so that his master could not pull him in front of the lady's picture.
"Mistress?he bowed so low that his nose touched the floor.
“Stop wiping the floor with your nose. And then hang my picture back in its place. I think Sirius is finally ready to listen to me too. don't forget the tea and cookies. "
The house elf smiled happily.
"As my mistress wishes." And immediately he got to work.