S7 • E14 - The Instillation

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In the desert, the Elephant is seen ramming into the temple's door. Cut to the inside of the temple, where Tucker, South, Alexis, Dani, Ash, Sarge, Grif, and Caboose are seen.

Grif: "The hell are they doing out there?"

Tucker: "They've been trying to blast their way in here ever since we locked it down."

Dani: "They're not having much luck though, ARE YOU, FUCKING ASSHOLES?!"

Tucker: "The stuff looks like rock, but it's way tougher."

Grif: "What's tougher than rock?"

Caboose: "Paper."

Tucker: "How the fuck should I know? Super rock? What am I, some kind of, geographist?"

Ash: "That's called a geologist."

Sarge: "They have some kind of big machine out there."

Tucker: "Yeah, they just got that thing. I think they think they're gonna yank this door off with it. Not fucking happening."

Sarge: "They wanna get their hands on that weapon?"

Dani: "Yeah, and we can't let them turn it on, no matter what happens."

Sarge: "Well, why don't we just turn it on and use it against them?"

Tucker: "The fuck, what!? We don't know what it does! We can turn it on and it could make us all sterile."

Caboose is seen in the background running into a different room.

Grif: "Would it do that?"

Tucker: "Well, the last weapon we found was designed to wipe out all organic life in a huge radius."

Grif: (whistles) "Wow. ... What's a, radius?"

Ash: (deadpan) "Seriously?"

Tucker: "I don't know, they just made me learn this crap for my dumb job. Point is, don't touch anything. You hit the wrong button or flip the wrong switch, we'll all be dead before you can say—Where's Caboose?"

Sarge: "Uh, I don't think that's how that expression goes."

Dani: "No, he means where the fuck is Caboose?"

Sarge: "Oh yeah... he does have a habit of wandering off. He's been trying to rig equipment to do something. We don't really know what. That boy is not quite right, you know?"

Tucker: "What? I just said not to touch anything, and you guys went and walk away to find equipment? What the hell is wrong with you? Man, I swear, you guys have always been idiots, but this takes the cake!"

Grif: "Hey! He's on your team, asshole."

Tucker: "Oh. Right. ...Hey, uh, so if you guys aren't doing anything, you wanna help me go find Caboose?"

Sarge: "Let's go."

Sarge and Grif begin to walk off past Tucker. The rest of blue team following them.

Grif: "So embarrassing for you..."

Tucker: "Just go find the guy."

Grif: "So sad..."

Tucker: "I fucked your sister."

Cuts to Valhalla. Lopez is working on another motorcycle with Shadow helping him, humming to himself. Wade was seen getting more parts and Simmons is seen in the background charging in.

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