Fade in to Simmons and Shadow standing inside the Blue Base at Valhalla.
Simmons: "What the hell is all this stuff?"
Shadow: "I have no idea."
Donut: (enters) "Oh, there you are! Did you blow up the base yet?"
Simmons: "Look at this mess, Donut. It's like he wrecked the place."
Donut: "Oh yeah, that's Caboose's project."
Shadow: "Project?"
Simmons: This is what he's been working on?
Donut: "He's trying to rebuild a body for that blue buddy of his. ...eh, looks like a piece is missing though."
Simmons: "For the dead guy. Gimme a break. No wonder no one ever wins this war. We're all doing stuff like building lame robots."
Shadow: "Uh Simmons?"
Simmons: (Annoyed) "What now?"
Simmons turns around to see Lopez and Wade standing behind him.
Simmons: "Oh, hey... Lopez. Uh, I didn't mean you, I meant other... robots..."
Lopez takes off.
Wade: "That was kind of racist Simmons."
Simmons: (chases after Lopez) "That's not true! I have all kinds of mechanical friends!"
Moment of silence.
Shadow: "I think we should be glad that Theta left with South. Or we'd be down a member if Theta heard Simmons say that."
Donut: "Oh yeah. Definitely."
Wade: "Agreed,"
Cuts to Sandtrap. The camera zooms out slowly from the side of an Elephant.
Intercom announcer: "Just... just give me the microphone." (over the intercom) "Do not, under any circumstances, move. You have entered an active mine field."
Caboose: "Does thinking count as moving. Because if it does, I think I might've moved—up! I did again."
Grif/South: "Shut up, Caboose!"
Caboose: "Well, I don't want to get exploded!"
Sarge: "How do we get outta here?"
Intercom announcer: "We will guide you out."
Sarge: "Great! Let us wait for you to come out here then!"
Intercom announcer: "What? ...no, fuck that, listen! We're not coming out there, okay? Hang tight. We're gonna upload the schematics... we'll be right back. Don't. Move."
Sarge: "Grif! What were you thinking driving us straight into a mine field!?"
Grif: "Me? I was only following the directions from Theta and Zeta. Besides, you were in the passenger seat. That makes you the navigator!"
Sarge: "What are you talking about?"
Grif: "Everybody knows that. You're in charge of directions!"
Sarge: "No! The shotgun seat is reserved for the position of respect. And for people who carry shotguns. (holds up shotgun) See? (makes a clicking noise) Quid pro quo. Now Grif, here's the plan. You walk in front of us, very slowly."
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