thanks again for all of the questions! this is going to be really long because i tried to answer all of the questions(-: some of you got very...creative lmao. anyways, on with the questions! (THIS IS 9 PAGES LONG IM CRYING)
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l u k e
q: how are you so adorable with mikey? i'm jealous :-p
luke: idk i guess we just are ((-;
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q: you have to kill either a penguin or michael, which one?
luke: i would rather kill myself than chose
michael: really b.itch
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q: how does it feel to be a breadstick?
luke: i don't know when i became a breadstick but good?? ((a/n: omf hannah af))
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q: do you want another tattoo? and where?
luke: i'm not sure yet, but if i do get another one it won't be something dumb in a weird place again, though michael is quite incessant on an a.ss tattoo
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q: i love you
luke: i love you too (-:
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q: does it hurt when you poop? bc bottom
luke: *sigh* it's getting to those kinds of questions now, isn't it?
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q: yoUr so cute
luke: you're cuteeerrr (-:
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q: so michael said not to worry about him being disloyal , but are you still on edge after the tattoo with the girl?
luke: i trust him, i'm just uncomfortable knowing that people - especially girls - get tattoos in...places, and michael has to touch them there.
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q: how's the weather up there
luke: cold like vannys heart
vanny: not even gonna deny that
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q: do you like michael's cuddles?
luke: god, yes. if you ask him he'd deny it but he's such a cuddly person and i love it
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q: how is my favorite noodle doing?
luke: i'm a noodle now? but i'm doing pretty good, how about yourself?
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q: okay, your on an island with only michael and you've got two choices; continue on with michael and eventually starve to death, or eat michael and survive a longer amount of time until you die
luke: definitely the first one because 1: i could never kill michael and 2: even if i did, i wouldn't eat someone else, that's just gross.
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q: michael probably touched someone's a.ss before doing a tattoo...how does that make you feel? p.s marry me
luke: i don't even want to think about that, pls no more questions about michael touching someone else's a.ss. and sorry, unless you have a d.ick, i'm gonna have to say no)-:
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