Ask Len Kagamine

Aw crap...

GonIsMySpiritAnimal said: Leeeeeen!! *goes and hugs ya* I'm tired... And I need help battling Hisoka tomorrow... Please help me...

Killua: No, no no. You're doing it all wrong. *facepalms* If you want him to help you you need to dare him to do it, otherwise he'll chicken out.

Gon: Oh. So that's it! Okay, Len! I dare you to--

Killua: Wait, scrap that. Len Kagamine! I dare you to battle Hisoka FOR Gon!!! *points off into the distance where Hisoka is* Now go to it! Chop chop!

"O-oi! I wouldn't chicken out!"

"Uh... yeah you would." *Killua sweatdrops* "Now go fight! Chop chop!"

*puts on sunglasses and sits down with glass of lemonade* "Uh, I don't have to fight him yet since you asked me to do it tomorrow... by then I'll probably be safe... yeah. Fled the country or something~"

"Technically it's today, since that comment was sent a day ago."

0-0 "R-really?"

"Yeah."

"DANG IT I TOOK TO LONG REPLYING TO THE COMMENT!" *starts packing bags* "WELLL I GOOTA GO. BAI-"

*Killua blocks the way and gives Len his evil assassin smile while holding up his claw-hand-thing*

"Where do you think your going?"

*Len sweatdrops and quickly turn around on heel* "To go get ready for the fight... hahahaha...haha...ha..."

*Len changes into his super suit from his song 'Superhero'*

"You sure you can do this Len...?"

"Leave it to me Rin-chan, I'M A SUPER HERO!"

*A wild Hisoka suddenly appears behind Len*

"Oooooh, so your a super hero, hm~?"

0-0 *slowly looks behind him and makes eye contact with Hisoka who just gives him a closed eyed smile*

"KJAJ#^#$^2#%$&^(&)&*(^@!!!!" *Puts huge amount of space between them*

"Is this the person standing in for Gon Killua?"

"Yep."

"Oh~ Shall we play then~?" 

*Pokemon music starts playing*

*The wild Hisoka used 'magic trick' and turned a bouquet of flowers into cards!*

*Len is confused! Minus 5 dodge!*

*The wild Hisoka used 'sudden appearance next to enemy'!*

*Len let out a stream of colorful language!*

Me: "Agh, this guy is tough!"

Killua: "Are you kidding!? You haven't even done anything yet!!!!" 

Me: "S-shudap!!!!" *breaks into nervous sweat* "There is only one thing left I can try..."

Killua: Oh! About time you get serious!!!

Hisoka: "I'm getting excitted~"

*Len used 'vocaloid rick roll' attack* (see attached video)

"......"

"......"

"......"

"How amusing~" *The wild Hisoka is amused*

*Killua has fled do to anger from being rick rolled by Len*

"EHHHHHH HE WASN'T EFFECTED!?!?!?"

"Your a strange little boy, you know that~?"

"WHO'S THE STRANGE ONE HERE!?!?"

"That angry expression, oh don't look at me that way~"

*Len sweatdropped*

"Your such an interesting boy..."

*Len is panicking*

*Len tried to flee*

..................

*Fleeing is not possible during a shadow game*

0-0 "S-since when was this a shadow game!?!?!?!"

"I dunno~"

"DANG IIIIIIIIIT*

*The wild Hisoka used 'slowly approach target*

"Um- Er- ah- AHA!" *Len summoned 'Road Roller' in the face up position!*

"Oh?"

*Len equipped road roller*

*Len used 'road roller rampage'*

*The wild Hisoka stopped the road roller with one hand*

"...what the..."

"I knew you were interesting... but this... hm~ I wonder when you will be worth fighting my unripened fruit~"

*Hisoka used 'creepy smile and licking lips'!*

This guy... is so... CREEPY!!!!

*IT WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE!*

*The Len has fainted!*

"Huh, what happened to the strange blond boy~?"

"I knew he couldn't handle it... *sighs* ...oh well..."

*Rin drags Len back home*

"Ah ah there's nothing to do here anymore, guess I should just leave~"

*Hisoka has left the vocaloid server*