The Shark and The Pomeranian [Kiribaku]

The NO. 1 Couple

A/N: TW - cursing

"Ready?" The red head asked the blondie, standing straight as a pine next to him.
"Tch, of course I am!" Bakugou's voice was loud as usual when he pressed sternly on the door bell. After a piercing shout and some hurried footsteps, a middle aged women appeared into their sight. Light, blond and spiky hair with a bulged body was how Kirishima would describe her. He added that her short violet skirt definitely accompanied the look.
"You brat! Thought your were never coming back!" She exclaimed, pulling Bakugou in from a tight hug.
"Oh shut up old hag!" Mitsuki let go of him a few seconds later, "I actually have something to confess this time round!"
"Sure? What is it?"
"Ugh, I'll tell you once you get in the car! Is dad coming?"
"No- I don't think so-"
"OK well, let's get to the restaurant then! Can't be late for the reservation!" The 3 ran to Kirishima's car, slamming the door behind them.
"Oh hi- um Kirishima!" Mitsuki rushed out when they got on the road, "Sorry, didn't notice you back there!"
Kirishima flashed her a smile, signaling her its fine, then focused on the road. The whole drive was unsurprisingly tense. No one spoke even a single word. Bakugou could easily notice the sweat sliding down the side of Kirishima's face. At first, he only gave a joking sneer but after a while, he knew that his boyfriend was seriously nervous, he gave him a reassuring look. Kirishima couldn't help but brighten up the mood by planting a kiss on Bakugou's cheek. What they didn't know was, all of this was taken into account by Mitsuki who was sitting in the back.
"Oi, mom!" the irritated blond slapped his mother on the arm, as she seemed to have zoned out, "We're here! Get out of the car!"
"Jesus! OK, ok I'm out!"
"Bakugou you really should stop being mean to your mom you know..." Kirishima sent a jokingly concerned look to Bakugou, but Mitsuki also heard the sentence.
"Oh its fine Kirishima! I've gotten used to that brat's bad temper!"
"Tch- You're the one who has bad temper!" Bakugou muttered.
"What did you say?"
Kirishima gave another look to Bakugou, trying to calm him down, then started, "Umm, I think the reservation's going to be taken if we don't go in..."
"Yeah right, let's go then!" Mitzuki agreed, toning her voice down. Kirishima then grasped Bakugou's hand, both walking into the doors with the blond's mom following close behind. It was a specifically posh western restaurant Bakugou would say, "he really has good taste in food..." his mother's voice echoed his thoughts.
"This looks like a great restaurant, good choice, Kirishima!"
"Th-thanks, Mrs Bakugou!" a tint of blush swept across Kirishima's cheeks. Bakugou couldn't help but giggle at the cuteness of his boyfriend as he looked down at their menu for tonight. Poisson con vin, (chicken with wine), crème brûlée (caramel pudding) and a few more dishes.
"Soo, are we gonna order or what?" The blond's mom seemed to never notice the tension in the air.
"Oh y-yeah of course!" Nevertheless, Kirishima still replied. Coincidentally, a waiter already came pacing elegantly towards their table.
"Lady and gentlemen, please may I take your order for tonight?"
"Yes thank you, Mrs Bakugou, you may go first!" Kirishima awkwardly signaled Mitsuki as the waiter looked over to her. After a few minutes, the waiter left their table with a, "Thank you, your order will be here in a short while!"
"Katsu, should we-" Bakugou leaned in as his boyfriend whispered in his ear.
"Yeah so, mom?"
"Yes I'm listening, Kat-"
"Me... well I have a boyfriend!" Bakugou said that in a quick flow, almost impossible for anyone to hear clearly. But miraculously, Mitsuki still did.
"And... is he sitting next to you right now?"
"Yeah... Wait- how did you know?!"
"Is it like not obvious enough? Anyways gimme your phone for a sec-"
"Why?"
"Cause mine's dead now gimme that-"
"Ugh fine..." Bakugou reluctantly handed her his phone. Out of both's surprise, as soon as she took hold of it, Mitsuki dialed her husband's number, "HONEY! Guess what?! Kirishima's Bakub*tch's boyfriend! Now you owe me 10 bucks!"
There was a soft sigh from the other side of the phone as the man groaned, "Fine fine, I'll transfer it onto your shopping account!"
"Well that's it so- Thanks a lot bye!" Right afterwards, she hanged up, "Soooo. Is that all you were going to tell me?"
"Yeah, though I had to admit - I didn't expect such reaction from you mom..." Bakugou expressed while Kirishima ferociously nodded his head.
"Oh? What DID you expect?" She seemed... amused.
"Ummm, like loads of yelling at me for being gay and actually having a boyfriend-"
"YOU think?! Pffft. Bullsh*t. Kats I think you might have realized but your mom I, have changed. I'm not that conservative little b*tch anymore!"
"OK great great! Thanks! But can you not swear for a moment, people are literally staring!"
"Oopsie! I won't next time!"
"So ya telling me there's a next time old hag?!" Kirishima watched beside Bakugou as the mother and son argued with each other for the next... 20 minutes or so. He just silently ate his food while trying extremely hard not to laugh, but soon enough, he failed. A burst of giggles and loud 'HAHA's were released as Mitsuki stared in awe of how loud the sounds were. Bakugou had to shake and pat his boyfriend almost violently to calm him down.
"I-I'm so sorry Mrs Bakugou, I just couldn't-" he apologized with his head down after finishing dinner.
To his surprise Mitsuki only chuckled, "Ya know, sometimes, I wish I could laugh my heart out like that-"
"Huh?"
"Oh don't worry, just- some old memories of some old people..."
"I know, nostalgia takes you back in time..." he smiled, his toothy grin, "We might not have great history but all those experiences will help us shape a better future... right Kats?"
"Mhm..." but Bakugou's seriousness didn't even last for one second, "Ugh cut it out with the cringe pep talks!"
"Hahaha, whatever, you angry pomeranian!" Kirishima teased, punching Bakugou back in the shoulder.
"Hey don't you dare call me that you stupid shark!"
"Alright here, listen up you Bakubrat! Stop insulting my future son-in-law!" Mitsuki grabbed her son's neck and ruffled up his blond hair.
"Stop that! UGH!"
"I'm your mom! Appreciate it!"
"Yeah Kats! You should really let your mom do what she want sometimes!" Kirishima mocked.
"YOU TWO! Stop teaming up on me its not fair!" Bakugou huffed as his cheeks bulged.
"OK OK, we won't Kats!" Kirishima ran up to his blondie, hugging tightly from the back - that one thing that made him feel safe.
"My boys! Y'all are just too cute! The definite NO.1 couple!" Mitsuki speedily joined the hug, exclaiming in their ears.
"Yay! BEST DAY EVERRR!" Kirishima shouted, head lifted towards the sky.
"Yeah, yeah what ever..." Remember the rare true true grins from Bakugou? Well, this, is just the right moment for him... and he suppose there were many more to come...

-THE END-

A/N: Oh my god! I've finally finished this! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH for the support I have received on the way! 💖 The next chapter is just going to be an update of the next fanfic I'm currently working on! I also take requests so please feel free to let me know an AU you want me to do! ✨