Revolution Triad

Valentine's Day Short

(In a holiday short, we elimanate previous status conditions to make a joke. Enjoy and happy Valentines Day)
Valentines Day Rap Battle
Alex vs Ryan. Begin!
Hey young cat
Let me ask you something.
Are those beats you drop
Strong enough to be challengin'
Me and my lighting? Cuz we'll take you down fast
I'll beat you quicker 
Than my static blasts!
Yo! It's mister Alex
Master of the music
So you think you can beat me huh?!
Quite amusing.
I'm the most talented cat on the block
And that's no lie!
I could kick it with the highest officials
And not even try.
Trying to beat me is utterly useless
For I am Alex, master of music.
Ha!First of all,
who were you again?
The sound of my power
blocked you out man.
I don't use big words
But who gives a care.
All the ladies wanna do
Is turn to me and stare.
I could flex in a No Flex Zone
Cuz I'm such a rebel
You expect to beat me?
Now you in treble!
I can make machines
That rival the gods
Yet here I have an thunderbrain
With his heads in the clouds
From cat to cat I speak the truth

I can't calculate being beaten by you

You aim is pathetic and

Your power is debatable

To sum it up your battling style is unstable
Who won?! Who's next!? You decide! Lol. Happy Luv Day to my cute couples.